Ain’t NOTHIN’ good as fuckin’!

Hey, it’s Keon. Last week, I mentioned that Rick got me a “gay sex manual” for my birthday. It has lots of positions, but not enough to keep us happy – so Rick and I went in search of some more colorful fucks. We had a blast finding these pics and giving them names. Every time we named one it cracked us up. Heck, maybe someday we’ll publish our own Gay Sex Manual 🙂

12 comments to Ain’t NOTHIN’ good as fuckin’!

  • bw

    If you and Rick publish your own manual BUT illustrate it with pictures of you two, put me down for a copy!
    I particularly like the “Tailgater” and the “Rear-ender”, but a lot of these positions look like work, and would probably cause me to have to go see the chiropractor.
    Good work on this post!!

  • Jingle

    OMG!! This is so GREAT!! Intensely, insanely hot pics; with wicked funny captions!! What a hoot!! Fantastic!!

    I must admit, though, that one pic totally baffles me… #3, “Big Dipper”!! Who’s fucking who??

    Would you ever consider doing something like this with blowjob pics??

    Thanks so much!!

  • FredinMotul

    Keon! This was a treat! Thanks for this. I am afraid to show my husband. He will want to try them all and we will wind up in a Hospital!

  • Roberto

    So now it’s part 2: gay sex positions put into context! 🙂 Love all the nasty screaming hot fucks and the funny, really creative names!!

    I vote for Leapin’ Lizards (#28) as the most physically demanding!

    Flying Dutchman (#17) and Rope-A-Dope (#33) look like tremendous fun!! Now, at the expense of screwing up the position’s name, I’d dismiss the rope for Hang Loose (#22)… but I’d keep the handcuffs! WOW, who has the better ecstasy face there?!

    Awesome fantasy touch to good ole poses #4, #5, #19 and #23! I can never get tired of #20 and #43 either!

    Always a delight to see the stunning unrulybois in #13 having fun!

    Who doesn’t want to spread for bloody freaking hot Jessy Karson (#36)?!

    I definitely share bw’s enthusiasm for #32 and #41!! By the way, it’s our well-known stud Ty Roderick and super hot cutie Asher Hawk in the former pic. And I think top #24 is Diego Sans.

    Thanks for the fucking pleasant lesson, Keon & Rick!!
    Hugs and a great weekend to everybody!
    Beto.

  • Bill S

    I would say that you have a very good start on a gay sex manual…
    Just PRINT THIS POST! (-: (and I SECOND bw’s suggestion). LOL

    AND I’d like to second Jingle’s post suggestion — blowjobs for a sex manual page!!

    XOXO

  • Bill S

    OMG! I just saw #8 “Carrot Shredder” —- Did Rick come up with that name? Do a flip-flop and it could be “Carrot Top!” You guys are a RIOT!! XOXO

  • Brad

    I am with bw on your sex manual. I want a copy! It would not be informative, but would also be an amusing read…Love these captions… 😉

    These are favorites: #10 (Choo Choo Train), 28 (Leapin’ Lizards), 36 (Spreading the Love), and 48 (Wheelbarrow). I agree with Fred…If my hubby tried any of these, we would be among the walking wounded… 😉

    A super fun post, Keon (& Rick)! Thanks for posting… 😉

  • Denny

    Fuck me in the morning, Fuck me in the evening, Fuck me at suppertime, Be my big bad fuck-machine and fuck me all the time.

    Fuck me in the back wood, Fuck me on the car hood, Fuck me by the old oak tree, All I wanna BEG of you is – Don’t stop fucking me!!!!

    WOW, YOU TWO – this post is ‘way out there, somewhere beyond AWESOME!!

    AND, it’s in alphabetical order!! Lotta work went into this one, Gentlemen.

    I shouldn’t even be trying to pick favorites – they are all blazing hot – but I’m going to pick #9 – Choke Hold, #25 – Jackknife, and #39 – Standing Stick.

    My Dudes of the Day = Carrot Shredder, # 8. Now how in the FUCK did you guys come up with THAT TITLE??? And Bill, my friend? – it’s your COMMENT that’s a RIOT, Man!! Love it!

    Only thing missing here is a caveat. “Dear blog viewers – anyone one over the age of 45 who attempts any of these positions, Keep a wheelchair and a pair of crutches close at hand.” 😉 LOL 😉

    Thanks for the pleasure, Keon and Rick!!

    xoxo

    Denny

    • Jingle

      Oh shit, I didn’t catch that the captions are in alphabetical order!! Shoosh!! Above and beyond, guys!!

    • unrulyadmin

      Hey, Denny. Have to tell you. Dub is doing a sleep-over at Austin’s house tonight… and Keon and Rick were here… and we drank a bunch of wine and smoked some excellent stuff and Rick said “Hey, did you see that Denny wrote a poem about our fucking post?” David said he didn’t think it was a poem – that it was a song lyric. He said the song was called “Sugartime” – so I went on line and found the McGuire Sisters singing it… and it was just hysterical. So, we ended up naked in the hot tub singing “Fuck me in the morning, fuck me in the evening, fuck me at super time” We all laughed harder than we could ever remember laughing. Thank you, Denny. You’re the best!!

  • Denny

    Hey Ben –

    Now you got ME laughing MY ass off!!!

    David was right – I just switched the lyrics from an oldie but goodie song (Sugartime) and made the words fit the “Fuck” post!! Then I got myself laughing, and I made up a SECOND verse.

    The McGuire Sisters would be having a colossal shit fit if they ever saw THESE lyrics, I’m sure!!

    Glad you all enjoyed it and thanks for letting me know!!

    xoxo

    Denny

  • The New Flops Boy

    VERY HOT POST, boys!

    XO FFB

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