Balls. balls. balls. balls. Yummy balls. balls. balls.

Ben and I were sleeping in this morning — until we were awakened by Dub jumping on our bed yelling “Dad. We Won. Dad. Wake Up. We won!: and he was shoving his i-pad in my face until I finally realized we were watching network news and learning that…YES… Joe and Kamala had won… and our National nightmare was over. Then, Dub said, “Here… hold this.” and he put his I-pad in my hands while he crawled in between Ben and me… and we watched his I-Pad while he put one arm around each of our necks. It was one of those family moments neither Ben nor I could possibly ever forget. GOD BLESS AMERICA πŸ™‚

Hey. It’s Ben. It’s been several days since I met with Ms. Evelyn (Alyssa’s sort-of but not really grandmother) – and things are finally settling down. When I got home after talking with her, David and I talked for a long time and decided we needed to get all our friends together. So, of course, our first call was to Keon and he said “What we need is a cookout and a dip in the hot tub.” We agreed on a Friday evening get-together and called to clear it with the other guys. Cal said “I talked with my Mum and Scott and they said they’d love having the kids for a sleepover Friday night,” so we won’t have to worry about them.”
Yesterday afternoon, when Denise and Scott came to pick up the kids, she said “Ben. We need a word in private.” So we went into my office. She said “Cal told me you were upset because Ms. Evelyn hired private investigators to look into your backgrounds.” I said “Yes. It’s so damned intrusive. I mean, where does she get off looking into our personal lives?” Denise opened her brief case… pulled out three folders… and handed them to me. She said “These are reports from private investigators I hired while we were still living in Australia. They’re on you and David and your friends. I didn’t think it was unreasonable to check into your backgrounds and find out about you before we picked up and moved clear across the World. I’m sorry. If I’d know it would upset you, I’d have given these to you months ago.” I said “So, what did you find out about us?” She said “You can read them for yourself… but in a nutshell, I learned that you and David are two nice gay men who adopted a terrific son named Dub and established a wonderful home – surrounded by amazing friends. I learned that you’re a dedicated and respected educator who loves kids and teaching. I learned you’re the kind of people Scott and I want to spend our lives around.” I said “Thank you,” – then put the files aside… and decided maybe Ms. Evelyn hadn’t been as out-of-line as I’d originally thought.
So anyway, Denise and Scott took the kids over to their place and the guys started arriving and the party began. David wasn’t allowed to do any cooking, and everyone else got busy with the food they’d brought. We had tacos, enchiladas, quesadillas and carne asada with pitchers of margaritas to wash it all down. After the long, comfortable dinner, we all grabbed our drinks and pipes and headed to the hot tub.
It was a long discussion in “the tub”, so I’ll just give you a summary. We decided:
1. Alyssa is a wonderful little girl who needs a good home and fits in with our group perfectly.
2. She would be welcomed into any of our homes, but Chad and Raef really, really want to adopt her. Chad said “I’m closer to Alyssa than the rest of you. I’ve worked with her every day at school and we’ve become close.” Raef said “I’ve wanted a little girl as long as I can remember. As much as I love Matty – and I DO love him – he’s a boy, and Ive just always wanted a daughter.” Chad said “Matty thinks Alyssa is great and we’re sure they’ll be good siblings.”
3. Alex said “The only problem I see is your house is too small for four people. It only has two bedrooms and one bath and you’ll need more space if you’re gonna adopt. As it happens, we have plenty of materials left over at Koala Cove to add a couple of bedrooms and baths to your house. They’ve already been charged to the villas project, so they wouldn’t cost you anything. I can get Nathan and one of his crews over to your house and we can start the addition within a couple of weeks. And I promise it won’t look like it’s built with ‘left over stuff’. We’ve got some really nice materials over there and we can make your home a real showplace.”
4. Chad and Raef said they’d insist on a “clean break” between Alyssa and Evelyn. They said they’ll want to use OUR attorneys to handle the adoption and that they want Evelyn limited to one two-hour visitation per month.
5. Chad and Raef made it clear they neither need nor want Evelyn’s money. Cal, however, suggested that maybe Evelyn could continue to pay Alyssa’s school tuition if she chooses to to that. We all thought that sounded reasonable.
So – bottom line – I called Evelyn and set up a meeting with Chad, Raef and our attorney plus her and her attorney next Monday morning at 10:00 a.m. We know Chad and Raef will handle it well… and we know our attorneys won’t put up with any crap.
So, that’s the way it is. Look. We’re just a bunch of guys trying to do what’s best. We hope we’re getting this right, but we don’t really know that. We’re hoping you guys will remember us in your thoughts and prayers.
We’ll keep you posted.

20 comments to Balls. balls. balls. balls. Yummy balls. balls. balls.

  • ray

    So, here we are…and hopefully everything will come out as planned!
    What I find really strange is hiring a detective for private matters, maybe this is an American thing. Thanks for the long update and the nice post, and a very peaceful and happy Sunday to everyone!

  • Jingle

    I have to work today, so this visit was entirely too brief!! πŸ™

    Congrats to Biden, and Thank God!!

    LOVE all these “Yummy balls.”!! I never overlook a dudes nads while I’m down there!! πŸ™‚

    Be they balanced and symmetrical, or quirky and lop-sided; low-hanging or taut; they all have their special beauty!!

    Be back for much – much more, for sure!!…

    • bw

      Jingle – remember NO 23 – Marcus Iron – who was Michael Lofton on HGTV when he did several episodes of Curb Appeal. I could watch him fix up someone’s house (and he was pretty talented) then go on PPV and watch him get his hairy little pucker pounded. Sort of a surreal experience.

      • Jingle

        Dear bw, our resident Porn Custodian πŸ™‚ , I don’t really remember Michael Lofton; but I do remember there being a bit of a scandal at the realization of an HGTV star having a gay porn past!! πŸ™‚ haha

        I’ll have to Google Marcus Iron… What a cliche’ porn name!! πŸ™‚ haha

  • FredinMotul

    Fascinating! News and Post! Thanks for both. Not enough time right this morning to expound on this, but you guys already have this in hand and are making great decisions! My one quick caveat would be that a nice little trust fund for her when she is ready to start her own life should not be ruled out. Just a thought. I know you guys will have many more discussions about this and will arrive at the best solution. Awesome News! Glad our Country made the right choice. Now comes the hard work. Putting things back together and trying not to be hateful to those people who are not happy about this . We’ Got This!

  • Bill S

    Your family is always in my thoughts! And Alex is a true hero in all this, I think. You all have so much experience with adoptions, things ought to be just fine!!! And Evelyn ought to put her money into a trust for Evelyn to have when she turns 21….

    Just my opinion! (-: And, in my opinion, you started this post perfectly and ended it with an exclamation point! #1 & #48….


  • bw

    I’m sort of with Bill but a little different – don’t be magnanimous about her money – tell her you would like for her to establish trust funds for the college education of Alyssa and her new brother. There are trust companies who can tell you how much based on school assumption and age of the kids – and who will be totally independent trustees.

  • Jeff

    another great post! My favs are #7, 40, 41, and 45

    Great news about Alyssa. I figured if nobody in your group were able to take her in that you’d assist Evelyn to find another appropriate home. This arrangement seems like a win/win for everybody πŸ™‚ I agree with BW about asking Evelyn to provide a trust fund for Alyssa for her schooling and college.

  • Denny

    My eyes went straight to #9 as soon as I clicked on the page. Definitely BEYL, with all that hair in all the right places!!

    #2 looks like a fun guy – maybe even a wild man!

    #6 is not my type, but I am lovin’ that flaming bush!! It looks like a color from a box of Crayola crayons!! lol πŸ™‚

    #11 Can balls get sunburned..? Looks like someone needs to rub a little sunblock down there. Any volunteers? πŸ™‚

    #12 I’d love to see what this guy looks like in pants!! – or a Speedo!! Have mercy!!! πŸ™‚

    #19 should be in the dictionary as an illustration for “perfect male junk”! πŸ™‚

    #30 the body hair…the tatts…the junk – all A+ but DAYUM!! LOOK at those beautiful blue, blue, BLUE eyes!!! I’m a goner!!! πŸ™‚

    #34 – you KNOW he’s a good time!! ALL. DAY. LONG!!!

    #37 – love the pretty titty rings, nestled in all that man hair and accentuated perfectly by his arm tatts. Looks like marriage material to me.

    #38 – HE could be #37’s hubster!!!

    #39 another total BEYL!! I’m glad he doesn’t manscape!!

    #42 – WHOA! He’s making me weak in the knees!! πŸ™‚

    bw – I remember Michael Lofton from Curb Appeal on HGTV. I was thinking dirty thoughts the entire program!!! Marcus Iron, huh? I’ll have to look him up.

    Chad and Raef, my very best wishes to you as you add to your family!! I wish you a lifetime of love, serenity…and minimal interference. My thoughts and prayers are with you!

    Alex, you are such a loving, thoughtful and generous man to offer to expand Chad and Raef’s home to accommodate their new family!! Man, you should be a candidate for sainthood.

    David and Ben, I love the story of Dub squeezing himself between you two in bed and wrapping his arms around your necks!! THAT is one for The Memory Book!!!


  • Denny

    Hey Ben,

    I don’t know if you’ve heard yet, but Alex Trebek died today, Nov. 8, of Stage 4 pancreatic cancer. Alex will air thru Dec. 25, 2020 ( his last day in the studio was Oct. 29th.) The show is not announcing plans for a new host at this time.

    The “Big 3”, Ken Jennings, James, and Brad Rutter, had just signed up to star in a new quiz show, called “The Chase”, but there is no premiere date at this time.

    Just thought you’d want to know. R.I.P. Alex Trebek

    • Jingle

      Sad news, indeed!! πŸ™ The end of an era!!

    • unrulyadmin

      Hey, Denny. Yes. We heard the news of Alex’ passing yesterday. Of course we all knew it might happen at any time, but that doesn’t make it easier to accept. Dub said “They shouldn’t have Jeopardy any more.” I said, “Well, it’s one of the most popular shows on t.v. I’m sure there’ll still be a Jeopardy.” Dub said “They should go ahead and have the show – just call it something else. I think Jeopardy died when Alex did.”
      So, that’s the word according to Dub πŸ™‚

  • Jingle

    Another all-too-brief visit!! Last night’s Gentleman Caller spent the night, so I’m just checking in quick, while he’s in the shower!! πŸ™‚

    #36!! Oh… Hell… Yes!!!!!

  • mahtinp

    I am pleased to read of the progress and quite glad Alyssa will have the opportunity to join the TableRock family.

    I too strongly agree with BW regarding making sure that both Matty and Alyssa have an independently managed trust fund to pay for their education and/or whatever they choose to pursue. If Evelyn is truly “pro-life” she shouldn’t mind her funds supporting more than one rescued child, regardless of their ethnicity. In spite of the fact that you *can* afford it, any money you take off her hands in this process won’t end up contributing to any of the fascist political nonsense, so it’s a benefit on many levels.
    Now to enjoy this post.
    Much Love, P&K

  • Larry

    I was afraid that because of Evelyn you might not be able to help Alyssa, but I was wrong/ You guys always have the best interests of the children at heart. I will pray that the meeting will go well and the Evelyn will be willing to give up control.

    As for the post, I will take smooth HUGE # 32’s thanks.

    Thank God for the election results.

  • Jingle

    FINALLY!! Uninterrupted, unguarded time to thoroughly enjoy – and I do mean ENJOY – all these lovely men and their lovely balls!! And that ain’t all!! πŸ™‚ haha

    LOVE all the previous comments, and I really must throw out more than a few of my own!! πŸ™‚

    Before I get going; I beg of everyone to go back to Brother Brad’s wonderful recent Birthday Tribute… and check out #5!! It’s this post’s #34, in his full glory; in the same setting as #48!! Talk about “Six Degrees of Separation”!! (And another comment on #48 coming soon!!…)

    Bill S is quite right about scruffy hot #1 being a great starting point!! Love those outstanding, big, well-balanced, low-hanging, oval balls!! And the lovely folds of scrotal skin!! En Espanol, !Como Dos Huevos!
    Denny Dearheart’s #2 may be a bit disheveled, but he’s Hot & Handsome nonetheless!! Oh, and Dearheart… that’s him again in #48!! πŸ™‚
    Love brat #3’s softly furred thighs, and I assume ass!! A titch young perhaps, but I’d get on him!! πŸ˜‰ heehee
    Great POV of Ginger junior hunk stud #6’s awesome junk!! And then there’s crazy hot Lucky #13!! With that nice downward curve, it would be soo easy to deep-throat him!! And I’d gently lick that sweet drop of pre-cum nectar off #19’s dick before I attacked him like a cannibal!!
    After Denny has liberally applied Sun-Screen on #11’s awesome nads, he may want to look after Jeff’s #7!! πŸ™‚ haha
    Hot & Handsome Trophy Husband #8’s stacked stone fireplace feature wall set him back a pretty penny!! WHEW!!!
    Crazy hot #9 is indeed an eyeful!! Fantastic guy in every way, and how’d you like to be tea-bagged by those?!?!
    Oh boy Denny, there’s no fuckin’ way #12 could ever fit those boulders in Speedos!! YOWZA!!!!
    Buzz-cut, Lean & Sinewy #14 is crazy hot!! As is prodigiously endowed FCCO Party & Play dude $15!!
    Oh-ho, scruffy hot #16 just cracked me the fuck up!! πŸ™‚ haha I can’t help but think that he’s lording that VHS tape as blackmail over someone!! πŸ™‚ haha
    More Trophy Husband material to be seen in #17, 33, and 38!!
    Holy Hell!! I’m re-imagining an old fantasy of gathering up heavily pierced and/or tattooed, insanely crazy hot #20, and his downstairs neighbour #24; and going to a Tattoo Convention!! After strolling about, making new acquaintances, we could go back to our hotel suite, for an open house fuck and suck marathon!! With plenty of booze and blow!! πŸ˜‰ heehee Oh, and #46 can cum, too!!
    After checking out chipper #22, check out the handsome Globe!! A Globe?? In a post dedicated to balls?? Seems appropriate to me!! πŸ™‚ haha
    Oh my… #26 has Brother Beto written all over him!! πŸ™‚
    I’d happily accept gooning, bangin’ hot #27’s kind invitation to everything – and I do mean EVERYTHING – between his open legs!! (The Panama hat has to go, though!! πŸ™‚ )
    Although not really my type, there’s no denying that charming #28, Jeff’s #40 and #41, and #43 are lovely!!
    Damn, with those startling EYES!!, #30 could have no balls at all, and he’d still be stunning!! Ri-i-ight, Denny?!?!
    Crazy hot, junior hunk stud #31 looks like he’s ready to cum!!… I’ll take it, dude!!
    Larry Lover, while you’re happily taking care of your #32, I’m gonna swipe his cool Puma shoes!! πŸ™‚ haha LOVE how the Puma logos on the insteps are inward facing!!
    Oh to see all of hot Daddy #35’s ruggedly handsome face!!… Not unlike #27, I’d love to take care of EVERYTHING between his legs!!
    Show-stopper #37!! WHOA!!!!! For all the many charms that Denny has already mentioned, but also his darling ears!! Oh and Denny, don’t be so fast to pair him off with #38!! He’s got some wild oats to sow yet!!…
    Love the “realness” and “naturalness” of bangin’ hot #39!! Not a professional model, nor a professional photographer!! Just a great guy-next-door!! πŸ™‚
    It would appear that #41 and #47 have already cum, and are tidying up a bit!!
    Holy Hell!! #42 is the badass fuck machine of this great group!! WOW!!
    Exotically handsome, rockin’ hot, and beautifully hung left-handed Latino #44 es muy caliente by any standard!! !Ay Papi!
    Jeff’s #45 will only get better with age!! However, those well-worn hardwood floors need attention now, before they’re too far gone!! Shoosh!!

    But all along, my Dude of the Day has been fuzzy furry hunky humppy, bangin’ HOT, Big Boy #36!! Hot Damn!! If he gets his left nipple pierced, he’s in The Will!! Oh, the things I wouldn’t do to/for him!!… And if #37 and/or #42 wanna cum over… they may consider themselves welcum!! πŸ™‚ πŸ˜‰

    Superb collection, set, and post!! Thanks-a-million!!

    • Roberto

      Bingo, Jingle: I’d be rapturous to write my name on #26 with my tongue, running it up and down, back and forth, slowly and fast, enjoying some long, delightful pit stops… YUM!!! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ Thank you for such a dream choice!

      I could pick at least one quarter of the field as favorites, but most of them have already got due credit and I don’t want to be repetitive. One that was not mentioned is fellow Brazilian #5, whose pic originally comes with the caption (translating): “For you to lick from the balls to the shaft”, which sounds perfect, but I’d have to include that crack and bush in the route. πŸ˜‰

      How iconic of Male Beauty is pic #25? Just gorgeous!

      Excellent post!!

  • Roberto

    Wishing you guys a Happy Anniversary and that you can always enjoy the atmosphere that only Love can build and sustain. πŸ™‚

    Hugs and all the best,

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