Check it out, dude. “Beards ‘n bones”!

It’s Alex. I asked David and Ben to do a post I could “tag-on” and boom! here it is.
I want to tell you about our new project. A couple of months ago, Nathan told us about an 80 acre property – not far from Koala Cove – that has been sitting vacant for a long time. Apparently it was once a berry farm and the owner died about two years ago without leaving a will. It’s been sitting in probate and never listed for sale. Obviously we aren’t interested in being “berry farmers” but it fronts on Table Rock lake – and even has a (RARE) boat dock permit. So… we’ve bought it and the engineering work is underway. Denise, Nathan and I will be equal partners as we are at Koala Cove. It’s a huge undertaking for us but we’re really excited about it. We’ll devote 15 acres to a lakeside luxury townhouse project and are hoping to build 6 units per acre. 90 units is a lot, but the market is strong and we won’t feel pressed for time. We’ve listed the other 65 acres and hope to sell it – perhaps to an ambitious berry farmer? David and Ben made us promise not to tell Dub the property was once a berry farm. They think with his love of growing stuff, he’d probably want to become a berry farmer himself πŸ™‚
We haven’t named the project yet, but we’ve been thinking about “things Australian”. You know, Kangaroos and Kookaburras and the like. We’ll need the name before too long so we can file the plat and other documents. Any suggestions?
Anyway, we’ve all been thinking about our friend “bw” and praying for his complete recovery from Covid in the near future. xoxo Alex and Cal

25 comments to Check it out, dude. “Beards ‘n bones”!

  • ray

    Yessss, there is not one I don’t find marvellous!
    Again my best wishes for a quick recovery to you, dear Bill!

  • Bill S

    I volunteer for clean-up #47

    Thinking of you everyday Brother Bill XOXO

    Alex, I have a feeling that you will never be without a major project! Congratulations to you! You all deserve it!!!


  • bw

    Ha! Several months ago I suggested you find something to develop. This is great news. I know you are thinking Australian, but might I gently suggest a natural name: “The Berry Farm”. Plus you could keep some of the existing farm as common area with berry bushs!
    The news of my demise was exaggerated. Still tired, but yesterday made it all day with no naps at all – hell, getting up in the morning was so exhausting I had to take a nap. I had my first coffee in 10 days – it was oddly bitter but it’s a start to normal (as normal as I ever am). And I had to either change the sheets or burn the bed, so that project is underway right now. If my appetite would only come back I think I am on the road to recovery.
    Your concern and best wishes meant the world to me – on one of the worst days I read your comments and sat here and cried. Thank you all so much – love, BILL

    • Bill S

      I’m happy to hear the good news, but I’m still afraid for you (and all who are recovering). There’s still a lot to learn about this “wily virus.” PLEASE continue to take care of yourself and get as much rest and healthy food in you as you can!

      I like your idea for the new name. Maybe there’s and Australian word/phrase for “Berry Farm” that would work?!


    • ray

      What a relief to hear you are much better!

    • Roberto

      So happy that you’re feeling much better, Bill – and soon you should be back to 100%. πŸ™‚

      Take care and big hugs,

  • Jingle

    HOLY SHIT!! Imagine my delight to wake up on a January Sunday morning to this ASTOUNDING collection!! WOW!! WHEW!!! YOWZA!!!! WHOA!!!!! My birthday isn’t for another six months, but I feel gifted by this OUTSTANDING post!! πŸ™‚

    Buff, put this in your “Best of the Best” folder, pronto!! God Damn!!

    I guess it should go without saying that my eyes went first to plaid-clad dudes; #10, #14, and #48?!?! Ding, Ding, Ding!! JACKPOT!!!!! Now there’s a winning Trifecta!!

    To avoid redundancy; I’m not gonna use my two pet expressions, “fuzzy furry hunky humpy”, and “bangin’ hot”, although they widely apply!! And given that the vast majority of these amazing, engaging guys are smiling; may I suggest “Smiles” as an additional tag?!?!

    I tried to avoid being too verbose, but dang, I really gotta say…

    I have no doubts whatsoever that our charming Lead-Off man, #1, will be a particular favourite for Brother Beto!!
    Is that red thingy next to #2 a Fleshjack?!?! He won’t be needing that with the CCC to service him!! πŸ™‚ haha And notice the TV remote?!?! Looks just like the one to the LG 42″ I have in my Silken Boudoir!! Wonder what he’s watching??… (Awesome deeply-tufted, brown leather Divan!! No man’s Den or Study would be complete without one just like it!!)
    In #3, notice the now-a-days ubiquitous Stupidphone on it’s charger?!?!
    Can anyone make out the last word on #4’s t-shirt?!?!…
    #5 is ideal Trophy Husband material, but something in the background of that fine image really rankles my OCD!! Two mis-matched Task Lights on matching Nightstands!! Jeez dude, pick one, and get a pair!! Shoosh!!
    LOVE the aggressive jewelry in #6’s PA!! Wonder who’s house he’s headed for?!?!… πŸ˜‰ heehee
    I’d give my left nut to know what #7 is looking up at!!
    Hunk Stud #8 is MAGNIFICENT!! Love the great shadows he’s casting!! Check out the long surgical incision scar, and healed-over puncture wound scar, on his amazing torso!! There’s a story there!! (Oh, and when I’m finished worshipping him, we’re off to the Piercing Parlour to get his right nipple pierced!! πŸ™‚ haha)
    To our beloved bw, in #9, I’ve found a private-duty Home Healthcare Worker that’s willing to go into Quarantine with you at your quaint and charming Cabin!! πŸ™‚
    Oh yeah, two thumbs-up for #11!! πŸ™‚ haha
    I’ve long had four other pics of off-the-hook HOT #16 saved to my Stupidphone!! I’m gonna send ’em to Buff!! If anyone else wants ’em, let me know!!
    We’re treated to two Badass Fuck Machines today!! #17!! And #30!! (And yes!!… I’d find room for that fine Victorian Chair!! πŸ™‚ )
    #19 is fan-fucking-tastic!! And as soon as I can get him off his Dildo, he’s going with #8 and me to the Piercing Parlour!! πŸ™‚
    Hmmm… Furry, tattooed #20; and smooth, girthy #32; have similar colour palettes for their Beds and Bedding!! Deep grey, deep red, and crisp white!! Striking, high style, and yet completely masculine!!
    Buzz-cut #22 is particularly crazy HOT!!
    “Tie me up with your tie”, #24?!?! (Damn fine, nice BALLS!!)
    I have the same set of black-framed, graduated-size, round mirrors that hunky #25 has!! A serendipitous Saint Vincent de Paul Charity Thrift Store find; coincidentally enough, hanging on a similarly-hued, not quite Tiffany, not quite Wedgwood, Blue wall!! πŸ™‚
    That would be my wonderful POV as especially crazy HOT #26 lowered himself on my mouth and/or my dick!! And #27 crawling up to suck MY cock!! πŸ™‚ heehee
    Aww… What a cute man-boy imp #29 is!! πŸ™‚
    Clearly, fine-boned Muddog #31 lives in a cold climate!! See the insulating plastic window covering?!?!
    The treacherous spiral staircase, with it’s open risers, behind exceptionally crazy HOT #38 is a death-trap!! Yipes!!
    I certainly approve of what Little Red Riding Hoodie #39 is offering up!! πŸ™‚ haha (Dig his pierced Septum!!)
    #41 is about to bust, and #47 already has!! Well, I’ll clean ’em up, and go for loads of my own!!…
    #43 is over-the-top rockin’ HOT!! Imagine those lovely balls on your chin, and that lush bush tickling your nose as you deep-throat him!!…
    Oh-ho, don’t let your guard down for one second with wickedly cute, wickedly hot, wickedly naughty #46!! Dang!! (Off topic: LOVE that architectural art poster of la Tour Eiffel!!)

    What a superb collection, set, and post!!

    My favourite?!?! It’s admittedly fickle of me to forsake the amazing trinity of #10, #14, and #48; but I’m going with Big Boy #19!! I already know he likes to have something up his fine rump ass, and after he gets his right nipple pierced, I’ll marry him!! (Well, after he signs the Pre-Nup!! πŸ˜‰ heehee)

    In other news, my Bears are still alive, hanging by a thread!! Wild Card game this afternoon!!…

    • Bill S

      I’m watching the game but I’m staring at #48


      And I LOVE Drew too! LOL


    • Roberto

      Jingle, #1 is so much of a dream dude that I can’t tell what’s yummier there: pits, junk or ass. If I could spend half an hour on each part, I guess I’d still be (happily and conveniently) in doubt, just to keep tasting every pore and piece of hair on him. πŸ˜›

      He’s got an insane competition here, though. I join you and Ray in feeling gifted with this post! For instance, it’s the first time I see Argos Santini (#44), another porn crush of mine, on URD. Pity that sometimes he shaves his pits and ass, but in this pic he’s in all his natural beauty – gorgeous!

      Oneiric #13 was the first image my eyes captured as the post appeared on the screen, so I got in dream mode from the start. WOOF!!! #3 and #5 are obvious TRMs as well. By the way, it’s awesome to see the former after such a long time:

      Also happy to see #37 again – he was my pick in a post in 2018 or 2019, not sure. Put him and naughtily cute #39 side by side and I wouldn’t know which direction to take. By the way, I’d have never identified #39 as #48 – I actually found him similar to #10. Thanks for the heads-up!

      Thumbs and cock up for #11 indeed, Jingle!

      #21’s pubes are popping out with his bone! That’s one nasty crazy hot FCCO!

      #32 definitely knows how to be persuasive…

      #38 has so many assets that I didn’t even notice the staircase behind him. πŸ˜›

      Ha, I should know I was not the only one having such ideas about stunning #43!

      Cutie #4’s T-shirt reads: “It’s not a Beard It’s a Saddle.”

      Looks like the beards β€˜n bones combo is a new hit on URD – thanks a lot, guys!

    • Roberto

      WHOA, #35 is definitely another favorite!

  • Denny

    bw!!! I can’t tell you how happy I am to hear from you and to know you are on the road to recovery!!! I mean, you DID sound like you were on your death bed in your last note!!! LOL But here, today, your sense of humor is coming thru, loud and clear!!! Even with no appetite, force yourself to eat, Man – just to help get your strength back. Even if just a bowl of cereal. Even if you have to take a nap between spoonfuls!! πŸ™‚ Love you, Man!!

    About this post – as Jingle would say – “you had me at the git”!!! Oh hell yeah! #1, layin’ there, all hairy and everything, and that big smile on his face?? Yeah, I’m in lust!!

    And then we have hairy #16. Just gimme, gimme, GIMME!!!

    #47 – I think he’s been lookin’ at this post, Man!! ESPECIALLY at #1 and #16 !!!

    Alex, I am delighted to hear about your new project!! And I can think of no better coalition of clever minds than you, Denise, and Nathan!!

    As with Koala Cove,I’m thinking these units will again be in the area of a million dollars per unit, especially with the existing amenities of the lakefront views AND the boat dock permit. These are going to be ritzy places. I like the idea of Kookaburra Condos… maybe…but I can see the American mind having fun with that and before you know it you have the Coo-Coo Condos.

    I was thinking something like Canberra Townhomes, or maybe Cumberland Townhomes (Cumberland being the county where Sydney is located.) To me, both of those names have an upscale, elegant tone to them. Just an idea. Please let us know, when the 3 of you put your minds together, what your decision is!!

    You know, another really cool thing about this project is – that Dub’s working days will continue. Nathan NEEDS him!! And I can’t think of any more deserving, responsible, almost-9 yr-old kid than Dub to be earning 10 bucks an hour!!!

    Alex, thanks for writing, and please keep us posted as this project progresses!!

    • Jingle

      Dearheart, #16!! Oh… Hell… Yes!!

    • bw

      Denny – suddenly yesterday (Sunday)afternoon, I had an almost overwhelming desire for something salty – all day I had eaten a piece of toast and two crackers with Peanut Butter. Anyway, about 6 I had 1/2 a small sandwich and it was good! So I think my appetite is creeping back.
      I knew my weight had creeped up slowly, and I don’t worry between Thanksgiving and Christmas ever, but I knew I needed to knock about 15 pounds off – well that’s no problem – I’ve lost over 20 already.

      • Jingle

        Glad to know that your appetite is coming back!!

        Your weight loss is kinda scary, nice that you took off the 15 you wanted to, but it’s a helluva way to do it!! 😟

  • Jingle

    As I looked at BFM #30, I thought he looked vaguely familiar… Yep, go back to the great “WHOA!” post of September 3rd, 2020!!… #4 there!!

  • FredinMotul

    Alex and Crew!

    Congratulations! Never let it be said that you guys are ever idle long. This sounds like an amazing project. It will be fascinating to watch the progress.

    Also glad to see another progress report from bw. Glad you are on the mend!

    Let us all stay safe. Our Son and his new wife have decided not to visit us this March. He does not want to kill his two remaining parents! Hubby and I are sad, but realize that he is correct! He could bring this mess right in the front door. Terrible to think about.

    So, you all be safe and Be Well!

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