Dude. Let’s “Split”!

By Saturday morning, David was feeling really good (or said he was). We walked the dogs – did the grocery shopping – had lunch at a little bar ‘n grille by campus – drove to NKC to pick up BBQ for dinner – and watched the Sporting KC match on t.v. Then we showered and went to bed. I could tell he was real tired – but he reached for my junk and felt my hard dick. I said, “David. Stop that.” He said, “Why?” I said, “because you had a heart attack Wednesday night and we’re not going to take any chances.” He said, “You’re horny and your dick is about to bust. Let me get you off.” I turned on the light – looked him in the eyes and said, “Look. We’re not gonna do anything stupid. If you can’t keep your hands to yourself, I’ll go down to my room to sleep.” He said, “You need to get off.” I said, “Yes, I do. And I’ll take care of it – or it can take care of itself. You have an appointment with your cardiologist on May 8th – and after he checks you out – if he says it’s safe, we’ll have sex. Now – do you want to cuddle and sleep with me without touching my junk – or do you want me to go downstairs?” He said, “I love you, baby. Turn out the light and let’s get some sleep.” So that’s what we did.

6 comments to Dude. Let’s “Split”!

  • Brad

    Glad David is doing well and is following instructions… 😉 I have been there and done that.

    I must say this is one of the best posts you guys have done! After looking at these photos, I know two things: first, I would never attempt doing splits now, and second, I wish I had taken yoga/gymnastics classes in high school and college.

    The “King of Splits” is Quinn C. Jaxson (photos 2, 12, 21, 29, 37, 48). He is a dancer and did gymnastics in his youth. Too bad he is straight and has a GF, I can think of lots of moves he could do in bed… 😉

  • bw

    Brad commented before I could about the lovely Quinn Jaxon -he may be straight but he is VERY gay friendly. Too bad that dick and hairy hole will be wasted on his fiance, but she is a lucky girl. He is too cute and too hot.

  • Jingle

    Holy Crap!! I couldn’t do that when I was a teen-ager, and I sure as hell can’t now!!

    These guys are all amazing… but I must confess an especial fondness for #19!!

    Clearly, I’m gonna have to work on limbering up my hammies!! haha

    How are you feeling, Buff?? Are you up to taking out the trash tomorrow?? 😉

  • ray

    Extraordinary and sexy!

    Thanks and best wishes!!

  • Bill S

    Hasn’t anyone talked to you about diet? I was surprised to hear that you got bbq for dinner. Eat your vegies!

    I’m not going to say anything more. I promise! I just care about that guy called David by some. He’ll always be Buffboi to me! Take care of eachother! Love you.

    • unrulyadmin

      Hey, Bill – Thanks for your concern. Actually, Ben and I have both monitored our diets closely since we started working out together about 5 months ago. That’s how we build muscle and minimize fat. We measure calories, protein, fat, carbs and sodium intake daily and that’s how we’ve changed him from a scrawny little dude to the scrappy hunk he is today. Trust us – we’re on it, babe – but thank you for your concern. We really appreciate you! xoxo

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