Dude. Time for some vintage “brostaches”!


This is a completely accidental post. It started with Denny’s comment:
“What I would like to see in a vintage post, is guys with massive, untrimmed pubic BUSHES!”
So, we started looking for pubes. Then, we noticed that most of the retro dudes we were looking at had both massive pubes AND mustaches. For some reason, that sent us off on a mustaches tangent. And, along the way, we happened on the term “brostache.”
Here’s a definition of “brostache” from the “Urban Dictionary”:
“Brostache: A mustache used to tickle ones scrotum. Usually one of the true “bros” scrotum. Or used in action, to tickles ones scrotum, thus becoming a true bro. Sometimes one mistakes this as extremely intrusive, but this is usually the start of a true bromance.”
So there you have it. Our trip down memory lane to visit with the hot dudes who had mustaches – and usually… bushy pubes to go with them.
Thanks, Denny. You sent us on a remarkable trip and, oh, what fun it’s been!

7 comments to Dude. Time for some vintage “brostaches”!

  • ray

    I’m into beards now, but at that time I went crazy for mustaches! This post triggers so happy memories! Thanks!!!

  • This site makes me jerk off too much.
    Seriously.
    I do a quick check to see if there’s anything new, the next thing I know I have a hard pecker in my hand.
    Thank you! πŸ˜‰

  • Jingle

    Ahh… early Sunday morning, a cold rain outside, the house is empty and quiet; but I have my Fritz, a big pot of Panera Dark Roast, and this wonderful nostalgic post to keep me warm and cozy!! πŸ™‚

    I have a personal memory that I wonder if any of the other members of the CCC share?!?!… I used to sneak into my sister’s bedroom, when she was out of the house, to look at her stash of “Playgirl” magazines!! πŸ˜‰ I’m quite sure a few of these great images come from those pages…

    Oh, #2’s mesh tank top!! We all had ’em, right?? πŸ™‚ haha
    #4 is classically handsome and hot!! For a much more “inviting” pic of him, drop down to #24!! Don’t you just wanna pounce on him?!?! WOW!!
    The way SO/PO big boy #5 and totally trashy #7 are exposing their furry cracks musta been considered pretty rough and raunchy back in the day!!
    After you’ve peeled your eyes off SO/PO Trophy Husband #6’s gorgeous perfect cock, check out the Mr. Coffee and the brown Kenmore dishwasher!! Early Seventies?? (Oh, and I love the chunky butcher block table!! My maternal grandparents had one just
    like it!! One of my cousins made off with it!!)
    #8… Pretty junk on a pretty dude!!
    Probably the most recent of the phenomenal pics collected here for us to enjoy; rockin’ hot #11, with his trim goatee, ushered in a whole new look!! Damn!!
    I would have happily cleaned up #12’s load back then, and still would!! Likewise, #13 would have me eating out of the palm of his hand!! Yummy!!
    #15 is super-cute and super-hot!! Lovely, long, totally suckable cock!! (Nice hands, and great ears, too!!) And – oh my word – check out those pierced nipples!! My boy was a trailblazer!! πŸ™‚ haha (Before I got my 2nd, vertical nipple piercings, I sported rather large CBRs like those!! πŸ™‚ )
    The decor in #16 is a crazy hodge-podge!! And that Byzantine throne is just off-the-charts!!
    I absolutely LOVE hunky #18’s quirky, extremely lop-sided, balls!! πŸ™‚
    With his engaging smile, fuzzy furry hunky humpy bangin’ hot #20 is sure to garner a LOT of attention and appreciation!! I think I might be more intrigued by the furry leg just visible in the lower right-hand corner of the frame!! Our guy wasn’t alone!! πŸ˜‰
    I sure hope bucky #21 has mellowed with age!! Shoosh!! Damn nice junk, though!!…
    Iconic pic #25 is wonderful!! Timeless!! Sexy and hot to be sure, but his rosy cheeks lend a sweetness…
    “Real” guy #26 must be the handiwork of Old Reliable!! Many, many thanks to bw for that information and reference point!! πŸ™‚
    And doesn’t #27 look fetching in his chopped up t-shirt??
    #28 is a total hunk stud!! WHEW!!! (And aren’t those ebony Mission-style dining chairs fantastic?!?!)
    Beautiful ringed junk on plaid-clad #29!!
    On a par with #28, #31 is hunky, handsome and hot!! (And my parents had heavy floral valances and rayon drapes like that in their bedroom… In the Sixties!! πŸ™‚ haha)
    WHOA!!!!! #32 is a total badass for any time!! Damn!! Don’t lose this pic!! (And should you ever do another “Ears” post, be sure to include him!!)
    #34 and #39!! Oh… Hell… Yes!! Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow!!
    Among his many many charms, #36’s EYES!!!!!
    If you go for girth, bangin’ hot #41 is your boy!! WHEW!!!
    My jaw dropped when I clicked on #42!! Those ginormous bull balls are fantastic!! I wanna juggle those balls… with my tongue!!!!!
    Oh my, #43 has taken the chopped up t-shirt to the extreme!! πŸ™‚ haha
    LOVE hunky #44’s well-defined pecs and little tuft of soft chest hair!! Suppose he’d let me titty-fuck him?!?!
    And then there’s crazy hot #47!! Dang!! From his ruggedly handsome face, to his chops, to his dimpled chin, to his awesome fuzzy furry hunky humpy body, to his amazing beautiful uncut cock (Coincidentally, the only uncut cock presented here!!)… Fuck Yeah!!
    And the adorable twins in #48 are a wonderful ending to a wonderful collection, set, and post!! I’ve always enjoyed a “Big Finish!! πŸ™‚ haha

    What fun!!!!! You stated that this post was “completely accidental”!! Well, it was a happy accident!! πŸ™‚

    But even with all this to enjoy, I do have two dudes that I really dig!! Probably tipped my hand already… My co-favourite Dudes of Yesteryear are #15 and #47!! Where are they now?!?!

    Thanks so much!! πŸ™‚

  • Hey.
    Just an idea — please don’t spank me (too much) but howabout making it so that images/links open in a new tab?
    Yeah, you can right-click em to stay on the page, and that’s what I do, but you should consider implementing that.
    Why would you ever want anyone to leave your site?
    Make it happen. πŸ˜‰

  • bw

    This is sensory overload – all these men with all their hair intact (and lots of big hair on their heads too). Sexy, sultry No 5 is just begging me to come plant my face in his furry crotch.
    I mentioned Old Reliable yesterday – Nos. 21 and 26 are typical – nice looking dudes but not prettied up. These two are fairly clean cut – but often his men looked like they had driven their pickups to his studio right from the construction site. And the twins in NO 48 were (I think) the Benson twins – and that’s about all I know. But I do know I would love to run my fingers through the fur on their chests.
    This has been a great weekend of posts and I’ve had great fun with them – thank Ben and David!

  • Denny

    bw! There is a message for you on the previous post from our hosts, David and Ben. Don’t miss it. I just want to say “Ditto”! You are our Prince of Vintage Porn!!

    We are having guests for a late lunch today, so I don’t know when I can get back to this awesome post, and give it all the attention it deserves. (Dave is doing boneless pork chops on the grill to be served with mushroom gravy.)

    I have snuck a peek here, two times through,, and I gotta say – #26, #39 and especially #44 are going to be on my mind all afternoon!!

    This is fabulous what you’ve done here, David and Ben. I’d forgotten that so many porn hotties back then had ‘staches – and I am fascinated to learn all about “brostaches”!

    THANK YOU, Guys! XOXO

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