Dude. Would you like it “ultra soft” or “ultra strong”?

Our buddy “Jingle” sent us a pic (#1 here) a few days ago. When we saw it, we laughed our butts off. Then, he sent another e-mail saying he and “Bill s” thought we should post it. We couldn’t agree more. So, that got us thinking about toilet paper – and wondering if we could do an entire post on the subject (it seems to be a “precious commodity” these days). Here’s the result. We hope you’ll enjoy it and maybe LYAO. Cheers!

Here’s something interesting. We’ve mentioned before that Scott, Denise, Cal, Alex and Raef have all been self-quarantined in cabins over at the fishing lodge where Chad and Raef normally stay when theyโ€™re here at the Lake. Their 14-day quarantine ends tomorrow and they’re all doing well with zero signs of illness. We’re planning a big Palm Sunday brunch for the whole (reunited) gang here on Sunday (the kids still don’t know).
We’ve been “Zooming” with them every day and here’s what they’ve been doing. It seems the owners of the fishing lodge had mentioned to Scott and Denise they really needed to sell the place. It’s a single family home – plus twelve mostly identical 2-bedroom, 2-bath cabins. Long story short, the owners had had an appraisal done a couple of years ago and thought about putting it on the market, but decided against it. Now, the wife is in failing health and really wants to move back home to Wichita to be near their family. Anyway, they shot Scott and Denise a (really low) price – and they talked with Alex and decided to buy it. The paperwork is under way and they’ll close on the purchase “within 3 to 4 weeks.” The plan is to turn the camp into 13 individual luxury townhomes- 12 of which they’ll sell to “people they know who have money.” Scott and Denise will own the owners’ house themselves. They’re planning to call them “The villas at Koala Cove.” Chad and Raef have already picked the one they’re going to buy. During our “Zoom” sessions, Alex has shown us some of the sketches he’s been doing. They’ll put on new roofs and energy-efficient windows and strip the interiors to the studs and start over. The sketches show beautiful interiors with lots of stainless steel, granite and wood flooring. It’ll be a huge project but Alex is “totally pumped” about it. The camp is about 25 minutes from our cabins by road, or 10-15 minutes by boat.
When we were “zooming” Scott said “It’s my fault. I knew if Denise and Alex spent 14 days together they’d find some kind of trouble to get into.” ๐Ÿ™‚

27 comments to Dude. Would you like it “ultra soft” or “ultra strong”?

  • Kent

    What a fun post! Every pic is great, and I especially like #33 – the TP King sitting on the Throne!

  • FredinMotul

    Really cute post Guys! Thanks for the smiles in uncertain times. This news is phenomenal! I love that name Koala Cove! You folks will be able to do a lot with that in the way of cute advertising! This “Charmed Life” you guys are all leading is inspiring. Stay safe so that all these wonderful plans can progress to fabulous fruition!

    Be Well All!!

  • ray

    Thanks for the fun! A manor and twelve cabins…wow! Hope everyone of The Family is fine!


  • Jingle

    I totally agree with my friends/brothers/lovers; Kent, Fred, and ray; this is indeed a cute, fun, – (and may I add) – , hot post!! ๐Ÿ™‚

    I take #1 with a grain of salt, I’m willing to bet my left nut that he’d “suck dick 4” any number of reasons!! ๐Ÿ™‚ haha
    Selfie #2 looks ready to take him up on his offer!!… ๐Ÿ™‚ haha
    While I’m no fan of faceless pics, I would be remiss if I didn’t acknowledge the startling similarity of #3 and #7, directly below!! (And neither of those big beautiful cocks are going to fit comfortably in those toilet tissue rolls!! WHEW!!!)
    Poor #5, 8, 43, 46, and 47 all seem innocently unaware that they’re being spied on by some creeper!! Shoosh!! (Oh, and yes, I sure as hell think #47 is bangin’ hot!!) But let’s give them their privacy back, and move on!!…
    By comparison, super-cute and super-hot #6 is well aware he’s being observed!!
    Beautifully and prodigiously endowed #9 serves admirably as one of quite a few pics in which a toilet paper roll or tube is used as a unit of measure and comparison!! ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Pierced #11 and #13 are each in his own way nasty crazy scary raunchy hot!! And I love ’em!!
    Pity that by various means; hunks #15, 28, and 29; are denying us a view of their junk!! ๐Ÿ™
    Ahh… self-soaker #18 is insanely hot!!
    I LOVE the two gloryhole pics, #21 and #38!! In the “New Normal” of “Social Distancing”, the gloryhole may be the most responsible way to hook up!! ๐Ÿ˜‰ haha
    Rockin’ hot selfies #23, 31, and 45 are all dolls!!
    From the assortment of air fresheners on the toilet tank; sad-looking, fuzzy furry hunky humpy, bangin’ hot #26 must be really concerned about unpleasant odours!!
    Let’s get back to goofy, but nonetheless outrageously hot #29 for a moment… I’ve tried and tried to decipher the last word in his motto tattoo, “Forever in your ____”!! Any ideas, mates?!?!
    An off topic note on #32: Check out those perfectly manicured fingernails!! Dang!! The State of Iowa ordered all hair and nail salons, and tattoo parlours, closed weeks ago!! This is a double loss for me… my pedicurist, Simon, quite often extends the calf massage well above my knees!! ๐Ÿ™‚ heehee (That’s why I always wear loose baggy shorts, and go commando, when I have an appointment!! ๐Ÿ™‚ )
    Kent’s “TP King” #33 looks drunk and passed out to me!! ๐Ÿ™‚ haha Given that he’s sitting on the closed lid, I hope he doesn’t go!! Shoosh!!
    After you’ve enjoyed all the delights fresh-faced, cute young pisser #36 is presenting; check out the background!! That pic was very obviously taken in a bathroom on the garden level of an historic building!! Several clues to that – the beautiful vintage tile work – (In amazing condition!! ๐Ÿ™‚ ) – , windowless, and just on the left edge of the frame, the water heater!!
    Oh boy, nothin’ says “Brother Beto” more’n #40!! ๐Ÿ™‚
    In case you didn’t notice, #43 is just starting to nut!!

    Even without benefit of seeing his junk, awesome chipper #29 is my hands-down favourite!! He just looks like he’d be soo much fun to hang with!! And play with!! But I really think we need to collect melancholy #26 and cheer him up!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Who would have ever thought that ubiquitous toilet paper would become a “precious commodity”?!?! Especially in the US!! When I went to the HyVee yesterday, they actually had some!! But not a drop of dish soap!! If it’s not one thing, it’s another!! Yipes!! Interesting times we’re living in!!

    • Jingle

      Oh, and if bangin’ hot #28 wants to join #29, #26, and me; and make it a foursome, he’s more than welcum!! ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Roberto

      Haha, bingo, Jingle: #40 for the whole quarantine, no doubt! ๐Ÿ™‚ #22 looks fantastic too. It never occurred to me that a toilet paper post would be so… mouth-watering and inspiring. ๐Ÿ˜› Thanks, guys!

      Jingle, I’m with you on #47, and he’s back from the recent red post in the color series. The other pic shows just a tad bit more. ๐Ÿ˜‰

      It took a while, but I’m fully recovered from the pneumonia. Hope you’re all safe and well, mates. Take care of yourselves.

      Best to all,

  • Bill S

    “Here’s something interesting.”

    That has got to be the understatement of the century! That news is HUGE and absolutely joyful. And I’m not surprised that Alex is “totally pumped” about the project! It seems that Scott & Denise may become year-round Lake residents now, yes?

    Anyway, the news and the post make me smile and laugh and “put on a happy face!” (-:

    I like the superheroes and the TP “holders.” The first guy to grab my attention because of his smile?) was #42 He WAS wearing a Spider Man costume, yes? And then my attention went to selfie #31 because of the hot-looking neck and shoulder/arm but quickly my attention was directed to his perfect penis — makes my mouth water. Yum!!!

    Thanks for this happy diversion! I need those, as I’m sure, we all do. Be safe as you can everyone!!!


  • Denny

    #1 is the most hilarious “take” on “the situation” I’ve seen yet!! When this is all over, I hope a revered psychiatrist somewhere will write a paper on what the hell the deal is about – toilet paper!! Because it isn’t just the Little Old Lady From Pasadena, this is coast to coast and border to border. “Hey Maude, didja hear there’s a pandemic? Let’s rent a U-Haul and go buy every fucking roll of toilet paper we can find in 3 counties.”

    I wanna know how #20 got that paper core over that giant mushroom head. He must have gotten it in place before the dirty sexy thoughts got him hard.

    I’m pretty sure I’ve seen #26 before, altho maybe not here. No matter – I’ll stare at him from head to toe anywhere, any day of the week.

    I’m not a fan of piss play, but I DO like pics like #26, just floppin’ it out and doin’ whatcha gotta do. They can look like sweet boy #26, or they can be in a dress suit, or in jeans on the trail, or naked and cruising, whatever. Have we had a post of such guys before? Might we be due for another one soon..? You could title it – “when ya gotta go, ya gotta GO!”

    When you leave Alex and Denise together for 14 days, and they buy a house and 12 cabins, I wanna know what’s gonna happen when you leave Alex and Denise together for the WHOLE SUMMER to gut and refurbish all these cabins from the ground up!!! YOWZA – YOWZA – YOWZA !!! Alex, this is going to look SO-O good on your resume!!!

    Fourteen days without her Grandma must seem like an eternity to Bella AND to all the boys. I’m glad it’s almost over. I wish you all the very best Palm Sunday reunion EVER!!!

    Beto!! I am so sorry, Dear Man, to hear that you had pneumonia!! I am very glad that you have recovered!!

    Everyone stay well – this too shall pass!!!

    • bw

      Denny, I also like NO 26 – I am nota fan of piss play, but as you so eloquently put it “floppin’ it out and doin’ what you gotta do” is something I like to see.

      • Denny

        bw-good to hear from You, Man. Maybe your additional comment on #26 will prompt a “flop it out” post!

        Jingle Babydoll, I tried & tried to figure out #29’s tatt but I came out with zip too!

        We did a ZOOM birthday party yesterday- it was FUN!

        • bw

          “Forever in your” mind, or hands or heart? But in 30 years cutie pie No. 29’s tats will all be impossible to decipher. He’s still young and does not believe it.

  • Jingle

    Woke up stupid early this morning, and couldn’t fall back asleep!! ๐Ÿ˜•

    So, I rubbed one off, and then got my fat tattooed white ass outta bed!!

    Put on a big pot of coffee and did my own nails!! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

    At the risk of tooting my own Geturbinflurbin, I did a pretty good job!!… But not nearly as much fun as going to the salon!! ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜

  • Hi, think it may be my first time commenting on your site… Been visiting before, though. ๐Ÿ™‚ The first photo really shows the current situation in the world. Literally, woldwide. Or does it? Haha ๐Ÿ˜€ Who knows… We’ll see after a few months.

    My favorite is the dude in photo #9, that’s just perfection right there. Btw, love how the photos you share are different, amateur, some are older, and more real than on other sites with content like this.

    Well, surely different than mine! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • bw

    I wrote a comment but due to my long confinement I am apparently losing my mind – I did not his the “pot comment” button, and by now everyone has said everything I had to say.
    Alex and the gang don’t need my real estate advice, but I assume all the cabins they are buying are on septic tanks, and due to proximity to the lake, the state may require retrofitting of “nitrogen removing biofilter” systems – and that can blow your budget in a hurry. My free advice of the day – and worth what you paid for it.
    I’m in an area with a very low infection rate – only 5 cases in my county so far, but I can not count on my redneck fellow citizens to do what they are supposed to, so I am hunkered down. And I am incredibly bored.

    • Bill S

      Oh good! I deciphered your comment to read: “I did not hit the post comment button….”

      Whew! I was getting worried about our favorite “worrier!” Being bored is not something to complain about!!! Be WELL!!! (-:

      Love, Bill


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