It’s trash day, bitch. Fuck off!

We had a comment yesterday from our buddy, Muddog, saying:
“Maybe its just me but Theres something about a guy giving the camera the finger ( pic 1). would you consider a “the Finger” post? Or “the Bird”? Or a just plain “Fuck You” post? :)”
We loved the idea… and had most of the pics in our “fuck-off fingers” folder. These finger-flippers are all pretty trashy, so we thought we’d use ’em on trash day. Hope you like these nasty fuckers, babe!


Just a quick report on my 39th birthday yesterday. Yup. Just 364 days ’till the big four-o. Not sure how I feel about that.
As I requested, we had a quiet day at home yesterday. Keon and Rick were here – and Mark, Pam and the kids came over for cake and ice cream in the afternoon. Then, we watched the Arsenal-Watford match on DVR. Arsenal’s loss was a bit of a downer… but we were still on a sports high following KU’s win over West Va. for the Big 12 conference championship – so it was all good. The guys gave me some presents and my favorite is the shamrock plant Dub gave me. Rick had taken him to get it, but he (Dub) assured me that he had picked it out himself. It cracked me up when he put his hand on my shoulder… looked me straight in the eyes and said, “Don’t worry, dad. I’ll help you with it and we’ll keep it healthy.” Nice to be getting help from my favorite little dude. Probably won’t be the last time 🙂

19 comments to It’s trash day, bitch. Fuck off!

  • ray

    David, glad to hear that you had a nice birthday! Don’t worry about the 40, I can tell you from experience that it will feel no different from 39…
    And thanks for the finger-flipping bastards, they are perfect for trash day!

    XOXO
    Ray

  • Bill S

    Beware the Ides of March! #35 looks like a total asshole. Didn’t I see him at a Donald Trump rally?

    This post juxtaposed with the sweet Dub story sort of defines us. We have our sweet side and our Unruly side! (-;

    XOXO

    • Roberto

      Your second paragraph says it all, Bill. 😉

      Regarding your observation on #35… sometimes I ask myself if my picks are total jerks or bigots, but we can’t really know, right? #40 is back from the TRM post (another pic there), so I bet he’s a very nice fella. LOL For sure he’s crazy hot, like many others here, and I guess I’m finding it impossibly hard to resist #7…

      Even showing his finger, selfie #47 is a total cutie… and fucking delicious! And smoker #10/28 is hot enough to set the bed on fire!

      I guess the dude on the toilet (#18) has good reason to show his finger… but he looks cool anyway. 😀

      I’m so glad you had a great birthday with your family and friends, David! 🙂

      Thank you, Muddog, for inspiring this post, and thank you, David & Ben, for the awesome execution!
      Hugs,
      Beto.

  • Denny

    Before I say anything else here, Bill, I must say I agree whole-heartedly with Beto in your definition of who we are here at URD. Perfect assessment, simply and beautifully stated, Man!

    #4 – love the contrast in their thick vs thin bushes. Don’t you just know that young Mr. Bigbush here is gonna get drilled tonite, squirming and sqealing and loving every inch of that big dick inside of him, stretching his guts wide to dump a big load he will almost be able to taste.

    Speaking of drilling…wouldn’t you love to drill – and get drilled – by #15!! I wanna slobber all over those hot nips and bite them ever so gently, before I plug his manhole and jizz inside that hot badass fucker.

    #17 brings out the trashboi in me. I would love to be part of a gang bang with this little hottie. He looks like he wants it and needs it bad.

    #23 looks like he’s been into the special cookies I keep in the tin at the back of my sock drawer.. He looks like he could get out of that tub, all slick and dripping wet, and fuck you into next week right there on the bathmat, then turn over and take the same from you.

    Love this post!!

    David, your birthday sounds just about perfect. Everyone you love with all your heart was there, plus your good neighbors who love you just the way you are.

    I can only imagine everyone’s heart melting when Dub assured you that HE picked out the shamrock plant, and then promised to help you keep it healthy. That little man found yet again, another way to say, I love you, Dad.

    I wouldn’t worry about that birthdate on your birth certificate, Man. You live with 2 dudes who will keep you on your toes and young forever.

    You said when you met Ben that you were old enough to be his father. Well, barely – haha.

    Take comfort in knowing that I am quite sure I am not the only one of the CCC/URD Boys who is old enough to be yours!! 😉 😉 😉

    xoxox

    Denny

  • muddog

    Thanks guys, this is a great post! Ya gota love the attitude of them all. If i had to pick a favorite, it has to be the last one (# 48) He’s got the long hair, hairy chest and legs, scruffy beard, shaggy pubs, and them low hangers! And an attitude to boot! My kinda guy.

    Don’t worry but the birth day, my 40’s were great! Its when i hit the 50’s my shit went to hell, but hey, thats another story… 🙂

    Thanks!
    muddog

  • Jingle

    David, it sounds like your birthday was just great!! And don’t worry about turning 40!!… I found it very liberating!! 🙂

    To each and every one of these trashy, unruly, excitable dudes; I say, “Calm down, sir.”

    Great post, and we’re off to a great start… (Married?) #1 is bangin’ hot, and his junk is awesome!!
    Ya know, I really think #5, #8 and #26 are all the same dude?!?!
    Beto is right about #10/28!! #19, 20 and 21 are all smokin’ hot, too!! 🙂 haha
    Ah… That’s a chick that #12 is banging!! 🙁
    #14 is HOT!! And call me a pig, but I’d lick his jizz off the coffee table!! And then go for another load right from the source!!
    The thing about #18 that tickled me, is that his buddies appear to be pissing in the bathtub!!
    #23 seems to be pointing out his pierced tongue!! And ya know, the whole point of a pierced tongue is to give better head!!
    Pic #24, and that stud hunk fucker, is insanely hot!!
    #29… WOW!! Oh to be standing at the next urinal!!
    I agree with my excellent friend, Bill S, about #35!! But dang, he has a pretty dick!!
    #38 is quite stunning!!
    No, #43… I’m gonna fuck you!! After I eat out that sweet hole!!
    #45 is a total d-o-l-l, DOLL!! And his cock is gorgeous!!
    #47 is totally photo-shopped!! 🙁

    But at the end of the day, I gotta have me two trashy unruly dudes… Bangin’ hot #6, and his amazing uncut cock; and nasty crazy scary hot #7, and his awesome cut dick!! Trust me, I’ll calm both those bitches down!! 🙂

    Soo… Unrulybois a day late, and the Trash a day early; putting them back-to-back!! WHEW!!! I can only imagine what you have in store for us later tonight!! 🙂

    • Roberto

      My bad if I wasn’t clear, Jingle, but I did pick #7, hehe… and I agree with you that his neighbor #6 is banging hot, so I guess it’s a foursome in the making? 😉 Funnily enough, I thought you’d point out them, but never pickthem — to me #36 and #39 looked like your usual big beefy hunky humpy boys. 😉

      How disappointing about #47! 🙁 I suppose his junk is photoshopped, or is there something else? Fortunately I picked real dude #7!

      Boy, that bathroom in #18 must be a real MESS, haha!

      Hugs,
      Beto.

      • Jingle

        Oh Christ, I mis-typed… I want #6, and #37!! 37!! Not 7!! Oh boy…

        I certainly noticed #36 and #39, but they both seemed a bit much, even for me!! hahaha

        • Roberto

          You know, we can see the shape of #7’s cock in his sweatpants (YEAH!!), but I was intrigued that you could tell it is cut — I thought: “does Jingle have X-ray vision or what?”. 😀

          “Nasty crazy scary hot” seemed so appropriate to describe my #7, hehe, but I definitely share your enthusiasm for #37!

          If #5, #8 and #26 are really the same smoking hot fella, you’re more eagle eye than I thought! Only now I’m noticing the signs that led you to that conclusion…

          Hugs,
          Beto.

        • Brad

          I wondered why you didn’t have #6 listed…he is TJM… 😉 I will gladly share him… 😉

  • Brad

    There’s something about guys with attitude that makes them so sexy…I guess for me it’s the “I don’t give a damn what you think!” attitude, and lots of these guys have this! Here are my top picks: 6, 15, 34, 41, and 45.

    My Dude of the Day is #6. With an uncut cock like his, he can bring all the attitude he wants… 😉 (I am sure Beto thought I would pick the cowboy, #41… 😉 )

    David, I agree with he others…Your birthday sounds absolutely wonderful with your friends, neighbors, and most importantly, your husband and son! You are truly blessed!

    Turning 40 isn’t that bad, in fact, Jingle is correct…You get a different perspective on life. I am sure Ben and Dub have already given you other perspectives on life… 🙂

    • Roberto

      Brad, I think you made an excellent choice with #6! 🙂 Did you notice his lovely beauty marks?

      Ah, don’t forget that he’s Jingle’s dude too, so you guys will have to share him! 🙂

      Abração,
      Beto.

  • Fred in Motul

    Glad it was a nice, low key Birthday. Oh, you young guys crack me up about getting old. It happens, but the alternative is terrible. Great work guys!

  • bw

    Turning 40 was a piece of cake – turning 60 was a little more traumatic, if for no other reason stuff that didn’t use to hurt now hurts. But I’ve discovered it’s really more about recovery time vs what you can do.
    I was happy to hear that you had a nice quiet birthday with your family and friends – as you get older you treasure those times more than a big complicated celebration.

  • Huck

    Hey guys, great trash day! I haven’t commented in a long time, but I check yall out a few times a week.. Hey, it’s been a long time since a holes and soles post, huh? 🙂 keep up the great work, on the blog and life in general!

    • unrulyadmin

      Always great to hear from you, Huck. In fact, it’s been a while since we’ve had a “holes ‘n soles” post… so we’ll get right on it.
      xoxo

  • Tim from MO

    David,
    Happy ‘Belated’ Birthday wishes sent up to you from SW MO!
    I know you had a wonderful one.
    I’m so happy for you, and for how full and enriched your life has become!
    Only 39?….gosh….you are still a young man!!
    Love you!

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