Movember? Bunch of silly rules. Not happenin’ here in the Northland!

As you guys will probably remember, the last few years the members of the Northland gang have all grown beards in support of Movember. We think it’s a great cause because it supports research on prostate cancer, testicular cancer, men’s mental health and suicide prevention. That’s cool. However, this year we got an e-mail from the November folks with the “rules” for this year. Here they are:
1. Once registered at each Mo Bro must begin the 1st of November with a clean shaven face.
2. For the entire month of November each Mo Bro must grow and groom a mustache.
3. Don’t fake it. No beards. No goatees and no fake mustaches.
4. Use the power of the mustache to create conversation and raise funds for men’s health.
5. Each Mo Bro must conduct himself like a true gentleman.
When we got the e-mail, we forwarded it to the gang. We won’t publish the replies but the response was unanimous.
1. We all support awareness of mens health issues.
2. We all have facial hair.
3. We ain’t gonna “begin the 1st of November with a clean shaven face.”
So we’ll sent them contributions, but we aren’t shaving off our facial hair.
We should mention that Chad has had a goatee for about as long as we’ve known him. He’s a handsome dude and wears it well. A while back, Alex told us that one night while he, Cal and Bella were reading (this was before “Chance”) Bella rubbed his (bare) face and said “I wish you had a fuzzy face like Unca Chad.” He said he and Cal talked about it and started growing goatees the next day. It’s been a while and they both have awesome goatees now.
Which brings us to the point that we’ve never done a “Goatee” post on UnrulyDude. It’s probably time we did πŸ™‚

16 comments to Movember? Bunch of silly rules. Not happenin’ here in the Northland!

  • Jingle


    My eyes went first to #11 and his magnificent BALLS!!

    Then to HOT Daddy #31!! (A holdover from the outstanding Hoodies post?!?! πŸ™‚ )

    Back later to thoroughly enjoy this fine collection!!…

  • Bill S

    #20 All I can say is WOW! He grabs hold of me in a hypnotic trance. I can’t stop staring!

    WOW! WOW! WOW!

    He’s no doubt a professional model, but I’ll just keep fantasizing, thank you!!!



  • bw

    I fully support the goatee movement – I’m tired of young men hiding their pretty, unwrinkled, unlined faces behind beards. And lots of guys can’t really grow a beard – too many gaps – but men of virtually every ethnicity can manage a goatee.
    A couple of quick comments: pretty No 16 has some great pits – but check out No 6 – mercy! He can’t grow a beard but he can sure grow a pit full of silky hair – nice chest hair too. No 22 is Jake Orion, a straight boy who makes his living beating off on cams for gay guys – he has perfect aim and velocity and can shoot in his own mouth every time.
    And Bill, I agree – NO 20 is inviting you to get in that old truck with him and do nasty things.
    A group of my family and friends recently walked 6 miles for breast cancer research – I asked when the walk for prostate cancer research was so I could participate – still waiting for a response.

  • Moose

    I just love 13! The β€œguy next door” type! Just the average dad! Yum

  • FredinMotul

    Interesting rule changes for Movember. Makes you wonder what changes are going on in their organization that they feel the need to micromanage the participants. Excellent Post! Very fine viewing. Carry On Northland Warriors! Be Well!

  • ray

    I love all kinds of facial hair, so this post is wonderful! Maybe beards have become so common by now that a mustache is more noticeable? Anyway the “rules” are stupid!

  • JiEL

    Well, you said we ALL have facial hair.
    BAD news, not me.
    I’m totally hairless on my face and body.

    I could never grow a decent moustache or worse a beard.

    That’s making me look younger than my real age.

  • Denny

    Just wondering what kind of anal retentive bozo thinks ANY guy who has worn ANY kind of facial hair for years will eagerly shave it off and start over for ANY reason… ANYway – what a great idea for a post!!!

    I was instantly smitten by #1. His eyes, gentle and kind, seem like they could also appear bad-ass and rough as he approached a powerful climax during a one night stand.

    #6 has an exotic look about him with those massively hairy pits, gumdrop nips and a treasure trail leading to a dick large or small – who cares – cuz he had me the first time I laid eyes on him.

    #32 When they’re daring enough to stretch their earlobes, my guess is they are willing to try anything. He’s spread and ready!!

    #35 You met him on a barstool at the local pub. You couldn’t believe what you saw, outlined down the left leg of his cargo pants. He invited you back to his place to make a believer of you. Take it easy…take it slow…take it ALL.

    #40 is a real sweet-hawt: sweet face, hawt body, with a boner at high noon, waiting for you to get started. Invitation accepted!!

    #43 I’m pretty sure I’ve seen him before. Macho lives in every fiber of his body. I want some of that Macho pile driving my twitching man hole.


    Last night, Dave & I invited 6 close friends to join us at a favorite restaurant to celebrate Dave’s birthday.

    Liz knew the receptionist, who checked off our reservation and led us to our table. They chit-chatted all the way to our seats. Liz knows somebody everywhere we go, so we thought nothing more of it.

    The meal was delicious – Dave had filet mignon and I had (huge) steamed scallops.

    We were waiting on dessert when the lights went dim in the entire restaurant. A line of waiters and waitresses were headed to our table. The lead waiter had a lit candle stuck in Dave’s piece of tiramisu.

    In the dimness, they started singing Happy Birthday and EVERYONE else in the restaurant (easily 100 people) started singing with them!!! After the singing, as the lights went back up, those who weren’t clapping were tinkling their fork against their water glass like they do at wedding receptions when they want the newlyweds to kiss!!!

    Later, as our waiter handed me the check, he whispered in my ear that he had never seen such an all out celebration as that, ever before in this restaurant!!

    We love it when Liz knows somebody everywhere we go!!!

  • Jingle

    The “Rules” are stupid!! But Unruly Dudes break the rules!! That is what makes us Unruly!! πŸ˜‰

    Goatees were first popularized by gay men to frame the mouth while performing fellatio!! See #34…

    Lots of good-looking, well-hung, Latinos among this fine collection!! Never a bad thing!! πŸ™‚ haha

    I’d like to see #3’s back, to see how involved his tattoo is!!
    Rough Trade #4 is waiting for his blowjob!!…
    Pierced and tattooed #5 is crazy sexy hot and cool!! I love the small motto tattoo on his left shoulder… “Iconic”!! I should say so!!
    I’d damn well happily suck off smiling rockin’ hot #7!! πŸ™‚
    I’d bet my left nut that bangin’ hot SO/PO Big Boy #8 is luxuriously furry!! Dang!!
    Yupperz… #11’s balls are awsome!!
    Aww… Belly-flopped #12 is soo cute!! πŸ™‚
    I’m with Moose on fantastic #13!!
    Pic #17 is scaring the hell outta me!! The selfie dude is nice!!… But check out the reflection in the mirror behind him… A window unit air conditioner over the bathtub?!?! With the cord hanging down?!?! Yipes!! Too many ugly accidents looking for a place to happen!! Yikes!!
    Crazy hot #18 looks delightfully naughty and mischievous!! πŸ˜‰
    The dude in pic #20 doesn’t have the same effect on me that he does on a few of my esteemed CCC colleagues!! Rather, I’m intrigued by the column-mounted manual transmission!! I learned to drive at the tender age of 12 in a 1963 Studebaker Lark with a “3 on the Tree” like that!! πŸ™‚
    Narcissistic #22 looks like a total tool to me!! And after reading what bw said of him, I like him even less!! Pffft!! Get a real job, already!!
    Junior hunk stud #24 is just beautiful!!
    #25!! WOW!! Just… WOW!!
    Hot exhibitionist #27’s dick slip is no accident!! πŸ˜‰
    Oh, #28 is an old favourite!!… Scott Campbell!! Always nice to see an old friend!!
    Rockin’ hot #29’s beautiful uncut cock is Perfection!!
    A quick tug on the zipper of HOT Daddy #31’s hoodie, and I could…
    In addition to what Denny Dearheart already noted about cute and crazy hot #32, I really appreciate that he set up his selfie to afford us views of both his face, and his sweet and inviting hole!!
    Who among us wouldn’t like to crawl up on rockin’ hot #33’s gentle curve?!?!
    Lean and sinewy #36 has great ears!! Dick ain’t bad, either!! πŸ™‚ haha
    Oh-ho, I’m lickin’ my chops over #37’s mighty cock!! WHEW!!!
    Well, well, well… Isn’t slut #39 proud of his cummy hole?!?! Atta boy!! πŸ™‚
    Cutie-patootie tall drink o’ water #41’s cock is appropriately long!!
    #43 is magnificent!! As is #46!!
    Pic #47 is a real show-stopper!! In both the Positive, and the Negative!!… On the Positive; great face, great ears, great physique, great long and lovely cock!!!!! But on the Negative; that Chandelier!! Looks like it came out of a brothel!!!!! YOWZA!!!!
    In broad, general terms, #48 is pretty nice!!… But what’s up with all that excess scrotal skin?!?! His scrotum could use a little Nip and Tuck!! πŸ™‚ haha

    But at the end of the day, my co-favourites should be quite obvious!!… Bangin’ hot, fuzzy furry hunky humpy, Big Boy bundles o’ man, #8 and #31!! I want them both!! And a freak nasty 3-way with them!!

    Outatanding set, collection, and post!! Had a great time with it!! πŸ™‚

    And now, I’d better get after my clocks!! I said, “clocks”!! πŸ™‚ haha

  • bw

    Jingle, I learned to drive an old Ford pickup with a 3 speed om the column just like you. Give one of those to a 22 year old today and they would be clueless.
    As for NO 22 – he is a bit of a tool as you say, but I give him credit for giving his customers what they want – he keeps his body in amazing shape, he has a very large pretty dick, and his cum sots are massive. He’s making hay while the sun shines – however, I don’t think he’s the sharpest knife in the drawer, so he needs to be looking for a fallback career. Interesting though – he’s been offered straight porn deals, but he says he can make more money jerking it from home with none of the hassles and complexity.
    As for blowing NO 7 – are there any of the other 47 lads you would simply refuse to blow?

Leave a Reply

You can use these HTML tags

<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>




This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.