You can just kiss my dick!

This is kind of a curious thing to me. Why do straight dudes go around saying “Kiss my dick” or “You can just kiss my dick” all the time. When I was doing framing with Craig, the guys on the crew said it constantly. They say it when they’re pissed off at someone – but, mostly they just say it like it’s funny or something. I guess I just wished they meant it literally 🙂

11 comments to You can just kiss my dick!

  • ray

    I wanna be kissed by #44 – and then by all the rest!

    • Jingle

      GREAT pick, babe!! 🙂

      I think it’s Cocksucker #36 for me!! And I’d sure as hell reciprocate!! 🙂

      Awesome collection – a cocksucker’s dream!! Back later for more…

  • Jingle

    Oh, and while Cocksucker #23 continues his worthy mission; I’ll get busy on those lovely, impressive balls!! 🙂

  • Roberto

    The dick is the source of virility and has always been associated with strength and power, so expressions like “kiss my dick” and “suck my dick” — and their equivalents in other languages — seem to refer to subduing someone (normally another male) and thus proving yourself stronger. I think the key concept is ‘domination’, and all this seems to have many points of contact with the behavior found in some primate societies.
    But whatever — what really matters here is that the expression has inspired you to create this awesome post!
    Too much to enjoy, so I’m picking a number of favorites (maybe too many…) in different categories.
    Scenes: #7, 12, 16, 23, 25, 30, 32, 33, 36, 40, 44, 48.
    Cocksuckers: #12, 16, 19, 21, 23 and 33 (could easily include Ray’s #44).
    Cocks to suck: #3, 7, 12, 17, 23, 25, 28, 30, 36, 39 and 42.
    A single dude for me? Cocksucker #12. 😉
    Thank you, Ben & David!

  • bw

    Hey URD buddies – got back last night and have a whole week of posts to look at – an excellent thing to look forward to. I’ve missed looking at the posts and reading your comments.
    About this post – I’ve said this before, but sucking a dick is about the greatest thing in the world, and this post shows how much fun it can be.

    • Roberto

      Glad to have you back after more than a week. 😉

    • Jingle

      Welcome back, babe!! Trust me, pour yourself a BIG vodka-tonic before you settle in to get caught up!! 🙂

      And I couldn’t agree with you more… “sucking a dick is about the greatest thing in the world”!! 🙂

      • bw

        Thanks Beto & Jingle. I actually had a nice Manhattan made with a small batch Canadian Whiskey and some excellent orange bitters (and Italian sweet vermouth) while I started looking at the posts I missed. In retrospect when you are tired from driving 10+ hours a drink made from nothing but booze may not be the most appropriate choice, because I did not get too far.

  • Anthony

    Ok seriously I need to suck a dick like yesterday!

    Let me be the one to suck all those dicks.

    Oh and welcome back bw 🙂

  • Brad

    I agree with Roberto as to the origins of phrases like “kiss my dick.” It’s all about male superiority, which is not a bad thing… 😉 Here are my top picks of the set: 7, 18, 36, 38, & 44.

    Thanks, Ben (& David) for a great post! Welcome back, bw!

  • Jingle

    Maybe it’s a regional thing, but I’ve never heard any man – gay, straight, bi, whatever – ever say, “Kiss my dick!”. “Kiss my ass!” – certainly; “Suck my dick!” – on occasion, usually in anger; but not “Kiss my dick!”. Oh well, perhaps I’m just splitting hairs…

    EACH and EVERY one of these fantastic pics are AWESOME!!!!! And there seems to be some common favourites, but I can’t believe no-one zeroed in amazing #26?!?! Both dudes are rockin’, smokin’ HOT!! And you can tell by the recipient’s facial expression, stance, and taut drawn-up balls that he’s about to nut!!!!! Fucking phenomenal!!

    Seeing the two gloryhole pics (#4 and #34) get me wondering something… David, have to gotten Ben to the ‘holes yet?? 🙂

    But I’m sticking with my initial pick, #36!! The cocksucker is crazy hot, and in spite of the awful slutty girl tattoo on his Left bicep, several things betray his true passion… He’s goin’ after that dick with enthusiasm, he’s rock hard himself, and look at his hands!! He’s cupping the dude’s balls with his Left hand; but more telling, he’s touching (almost holding) the recipient’s hand with his Right!! And two other things in that intriguing pic caught my eye… Someone is a Miami Dolphins fan!! Poor bastard!! And check out the time on the clock – 4:20!! hahahaha 🙂

    GREAT collection, set and post!!

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