Another bunch of “Average Joes” wishing you a Happy New Year!

Since both Jingle and Fred took exception to our calling our last posted dudes “Average Joes,” we thought some more modestly hung guys might make a good change of pace 🙂

A bunch of Average Joes wishing you a Happy New Year!

Hey, guys. Happy New Year. We’re hoping 2021 will be a whole lot better for all of us than the 2020 cluster fuck. The kids are all celebrating New Years eve with a “movie night sleepover” at Ty and Damien’s. It’s Alyssa’s first “movie night” and she was really excited about it – as were all the kids. The “adults” in our gang will all be here – in the hot tub. Jim gave us a big bag of his “new kick-ass smoke,” so we’ll mix up some margaritas and see in the New Year with a night of rioting and debauchery.
We hope 2021 brings good health and happiness for all. xoxo Ben and David


We haven’t told you about our Christmas, so we’ll give you a quick summary. We spent Christmas day in the clubhouse over at Koala Cove. We had a ridiculous amount of fun, food and drink. We did a group zoom with the grandparents which (kind of) substituted for being with them in-person. We’re praying for the time when we can all get together for a big hug.
The new zip line is both longer and faster than the one at Cal and Alex’ last year. It’s great fun and strong enough for us big guys – so we all had a ride on it. Nathan wanted to watch the kids do the “zip-line gift thing,” so he brought his very sweet, very beautiful and VERY pregnant wife over. Her name is “Diana” and it was the first time we’d met her. It was also the first time we learned she was expecting. Alex asked them if they knew whether they’d be having a boy or girl and Nathan said “We don’t want to know that until God delivers the baby to us.” Then he grinned and said “We’re hoping for either a ‘Dub’ or a ‘Bella’… either would be wonderful.” Denise said “That’s going to be one beautiful baby,” and everyone agreed.
One other Christmas thing. Alyssa is totally settled in her new home now, and talks with Ms. Evelyn on the phone once a week. It seems to be a good distant relationship. Evelyn called Chad and told him she’d like to give all the kids a small Christmas gift if she had his and Raef’s approval. He told her they thought it would be fine. So, the last gift down the “zip line” was addressed to all the kids. They opened it and it had little packages inside – one for each of the kids. When they opened them, they all had new Apple I-watches. They were thrilled – and Dub, Ty and Cal got them all synced with their i-phones. I suppose i-watches are considered “small gifts” if you have as much money as Evelyn 🙂
It really was a wonderful Christmas. We’re so thankful for our many blessings… and wish blessings and all good things for you and yours in the coming year. xoxo Ben

It’s a “Friends Friday” look at some “above average joes” !

Hey, guys…it’s Rick. In the last little while, we’ve had “average joes” and “below average joes,” so I think it’s probably time for some “above average joes.” Being married to Keon, I feel fully qualified to handle the assignment!
I need to make a comment about this post. As much as I love gay art, I absolutely HATE it when assholes use photoshop to fuck up photos by adding grossly disproportionate genitals. I’m guessing that maybe as many as a third to half of the “big dick” pics you see on-line are photoshopped. I think that’s just SICK. They take beautiful bodies – created in the image of God – and distort them into obscenities. In putting this together, I’ve tried really hard to eliminate any pics that have been mutilated. I can’t guarantee that every one of these dudes are genuine/unaltered, but I’ve made a sincere effort at it. So much for words from my soapbox 🙂


We’re going strong here in the Northland. Had some cold weather and a bit of snow last week, but that’s to be expected. Travon and Max, of course loved the snow and we’re hoping for enough to make a snowman before too long. They really are a “piece of work.” Travon is crazy about his furry little bud and Max is at his side every minute he’s home. After we read together at night, when we tuck Travon in, Max (and “Muff”) snuggle in to share his bed.
We’re excited about Thanksgiving. The entire Northland gang will be at the lake for the Holiday. The grandparents are coming – and Jim and Carol are really excited. They’re promising apple pies and homemade cinnamon crank ice cream for dessert. We’ll take the dogs, of course… and it’ll be a crowd… but we’ll have two cabins and two condos to spread out it and I’m sure it’ll be a great time. Hope your Thanksgiving plans include good food and drink – shared with family and wonderful friends! xoxo Rick and Keon (and Travon and Max and Muff) 🙂