Dude. Check out these terrific, tasty testicles!

It’s been several months since we did a “balls” post… and we definitely don’t want to forget the “boys”. Call ’em balls, testicles, cojones, nads, knackers, nuts, family jewels, gonads or whatever… they’re wonderful. If you think about it, they’re like ornaments on a Christmas tree. They’re pretty, taste delicious and feel amazing in your mouth, slapping your butt or unloading on your tongue. So here’s a toast to our amazing, oh-so-tasty testicles. CHEERS!


Denny commented on our “blast from the past” post: “It’s been a while (2018) since you did a vintage post (at guess who’s request) – do you think you could run another one? You know, pics from the days when “manscaping” wasn’t even a word yet, and every guy had a wild and wooly pubic patch.”
Then, “bw” commented: “Denny suggested a vintage post, and I’m all in for that, but is this even possible: a post of all time URD favorites? For example, you would HAVE to include a photo of my sweet baboo Jimmy Fanz, but it seems like everyone has at least one dude who particularly turns their crank. I think this would be too much work, but my mind wanders sometimes.”
Then Jingle said “Oh bw, NEVER underestimate the inguinuety of our URD hosts!! 🙂
A mash-up of Denny’s idea, and yours, would be fucking phenomenal!!”
David and I think it’s a great idea and we have pic folders of many, many retro porn stars. “bw” has suggested Jimmy Fanz. David’s personal favorite is Jimmy Trips and mine is Zack Randall.
If you guys will tell us who your favorite porn dude is, we’ll try to include everyone’s fav in one post. Just tell us their name and we’ll take it from there… (we may need to ask Beto to help us with it 🙂 ).
Love ‘ya. Ben

Dude. Happy National grab some nuts day!

On July 15th, our buddy “Tim” commented: “The last ‘Grab Some Nuts Day’ post dates back to August 2017. After this Bulge post, would it be appropriate to request a follow up ‘Grab Some Nuts Day’ post?”
Well, of course it’s appropriate, Tim. It’s our bad for not honoring this important day for the past 4 years. As you guys undoubtedly know, “Grab some nuts day” is a major National holiday that should be celebrated by …ummm… grabbing some nuts.
Anyway, when we got Tim’s request, the first thing we did was fire off an e-mail to Beto asking for help. And, boy… did he ever come through. The first 24 pics here are from Beto and the remaining 24 are from David’s and my “grab some nuts” folders.
So THANK YOU, Tim – and THANK YOU, Beto. You guys are awesome. Now, guys, lets all get out there and “GRAB SOME NUTS”!

Dude. Check out these “balls ‘n bones” !

Beto’s comment about the “beautiful balls” on a dude in our last post got us thinking about… well… uh… BALLS. So we checked, and it’s been over a year since we devoted a post to “the boys.” So, here we go… “balls ‘n bones.” What could be better than that? !


It’s been crazy busy around here lately. The last day of this school term is tomorrow and it’ll be nice to have time to enjoy being outdoors and out on the lake.
Dub and Chance have still been working with Alex and Nathan, getting furniture ready for the Hawks nest. Alex says everything is coming along nicely and notes that Dub has become a “wizard” with the spray gun.
We’re pleased the FDA has approved a “booster shot” of the Pfizer covid vaccine for kids age 5-11. We’ll be going to Springfield next week to get the kids boosted. Of course while we’re there we’ll meet up with the grandparents for lunch from Pizza House. What a wonderful way to start the summer!
We hope you guys are having nice weather and enjoying being in the great out of doors. Much love to you all. xoxo Ben and David