Good boys!

Their Mommas told ’em: “Good boys don’t touch themselves ‘down there’.”
These are good boys!


Here’s wishing all our URD friends a safe, healthy, happy Easter. We love you! Ben and David

…and a splendid party is was!

We had an e-mail from our buddy “Jingle” saying:
“How about a post of dudes comparing their dicks to other things?!?! Ya know; beer bottles, remote controls, Pringles cans.. Might be fun, huh?!?!”
This is similar to a request we had from “Beto” back in April, 2016, and you can see that post by clicking on “MEASURE” under TAGS on the right side of the page.
With all of our spare time of late being devoted to birthday stuff, we haven’t been able to respond to Jingle’s request, so we thought maybe a bunch of “pierced dicks” might keep him occupied. Hope these work for you, babe… until things get back to “normal” around here 🙂

Oh, my goodness. where to start? We knew we’d be having a CROWD for the big Dub and David birthday party, so we invited everyone to an open house “from 3 p.m. till whenever.” David made up 30 balls of dough in advance so everyone could make their own pizza.
Rick called ahead to let us know he, Keon, Cal and Alex would be arriving early with a gift for Dub. They brought him a “potting bench,” a 3-tier grow-light rack, planting trays, clay pots, peat pots, potting soil and garden seeds. They set it all up in the unfinished part of the basement and now he has everything he could possibly need to get an early start on his garden. Dub was grinning from ear-to-ear.
Denise, Scott, Bella and Kylie also arrived early and brought decorations for pretty much every square inch of the house. There were balloons, streamers and banners everywhere. The four grandparents, Jim and Carole, Pam, Mark and the kids, Ty, Damien and Austin and Mr. Martinez were all here by three o’clock. Of course, Dub (and Buzz) took everyone down to the basement to see his new “grow room.” When they came back upstairs Jim was laughing and whispered to me “I could give Dub some seeds and we could make a regular little entrepreneur out of him.”
We all had drinks and had just started making pizzas and salads when Chad and Raef arrived. We were surprised (but very happy) that they came together!
I could go on and on, but let’s just say it was a wonderful party (a “ripper” as Callum says). We finally sang “Happy Birthday” and had dessert (cup cakes and “crank ice cream” compliments of Jim and Carol). The festivities continued well into the evening.
And one last thing. Before they left, our guests (led by Denise) insisted on cleaning up the house for us. By the time they were done, the kitchen was spotless and the floors were all vacuumed and swiffer-mopped. I swear, it was cleaner than before they got here. Ty and Damien had invited all the kids to their house for an overnight with a movie and popcorn… so David and I, Rick, Keon, Cal, Alex, Chad and Raef ended up in the hot tub – relaxing with margaritas and smoke. It was indeed a SPLENDID PARTY!

Beautiful Things !

It’s Thursday afternoon and I’m pre-posting this for tomorrow. I’m sure no one will be surprised to hear we’re headed to the lake tomorrow morning for the Labor Day holiday. David is driving this time and we’ll be taking Dub, Travon and Austin with us. Rick and Keon will follow us and are bringing the pups with them. Cal and Alex went down yesterday to finish the moving process and to hang window blinds, etc. We’re all excited to see their “new” cabin. Scott and Denise will bring Izzie and Kylie – and a big birthday party is planned for Saturday afternoon. Cal and Alex had planned on doing Izzie’s party on her birthday, but she said she wanted “crank ice cream and strawberry cake” so, of course Jim and Carol are taking care of that. We’re hoping for good weather but they’re saying “a chance for thunderstorms” on Sunday and Monday. At least we’ve got the storm caves in case it should get nasty.
Rick said he was doing a pre-post for Sunday and we’ll be home and posting again on Tuesday. Hope you guys have a safe, healthy, happy Holiday weekend. xoxo Ben and David