…and a splendid party is was!

We had an e-mail from our buddy “Jingle” saying:
“How about a post of dudes comparing their dicks to other things?!?! Ya know; beer bottles, remote controls, Pringles cans.. Might be fun, huh?!?!”
This is similar to a request we had from “Beto” back in April, 2016, and you can see that post by clicking on “MEASURE” under TAGS on the right side of the page.
With all of our spare time of late being devoted to birthday stuff, we haven’t been able to respond to Jingle’s request, so we thought maybe a bunch of “pierced dicks” might keep him occupied. Hope these work for you, babe… until things get back to “normal” around here 🙂

Oh, my goodness. where to start? We knew we’d be having a CROWD for the big Dub and David birthday party, so we invited everyone to an open house “from 3 p.m. till whenever.” David made up 30 balls of dough in advance so everyone could make their own pizza.
Rick called ahead to let us know he, Keon, Cal and Alex would be arriving early with a gift for Dub. They brought him a “potting bench,” a 3-tier grow-light rack, planting trays, clay pots, peat pots, potting soil and garden seeds. They set it all up in the unfinished part of the basement and now he has everything he could possibly need to get an early start on his garden. Dub was grinning from ear-to-ear.
Denise, Scott, Bella and Kylie also arrived early and brought decorations for pretty much every square inch of the house. There were balloons, streamers and banners everywhere. The four grandparents, Jim and Carole, Pam, Mark and the kids, Ty, Damien and Austin and Mr. Martinez were all here by three o’clock. Of course, Dub (and Buzz) took everyone down to the basement to see his new “grow room.” When they came back upstairs Jim was laughing and whispered to me “I could give Dub some seeds and we could make a regular little entrepreneur out of him.”
We all had drinks and had just started making pizzas and salads when Chad and Raef arrived. We were surprised (but very happy) that they came together!
I could go on and on, but let’s just say it was a wonderful party (a “ripper” as Callum says). We finally sang “Happy Birthday” and had dessert (cup cakes and “crank ice cream” compliments of Jim and Carol). The festivities continued well into the evening.
And one last thing. Before they left, our guests (led by Denise) insisted on cleaning up the house for us. By the time they were done, the kitchen was spotless and the floors were all vacuumed and swiffer-mopped. I swear, it was cleaner than before they got here. Ty and Damien had invited all the kids to their house for an overnight with a movie and popcorn… so David and I, Rick, Keon, Cal, Alex, Chad and Raef ended up in the hot tub – relaxing with margaritas and smoke. It was indeed a SPLENDID PARTY!

Dub is seven. Oh, my goodness. OH, MY GOODNESS!

You’re probably thinking “What tha F… are these pics doing on a gay porn blog?” Good question. It’s because it’s Dub’s 7th birthday and he’s growing every day and sometimes we wish we could slow down time. He’s surely one of the most interesting little dudes ever. He’s a kid when he’s watching “Toy Story” movies, reading “Sky Raiders,” roughhousing with Buzz or getting hysterical over farts with Austin – but he’s very “grown up” when it comes to school work, his daily chores or working at the animal shelter. Whatever he’s doing, he’s a JOY and we thank God every day for allowing us to be part of his life.

Dub doesn’t know it, but there’s going to be a birthday party for him at his school today. There’ll be cake and ice cream – and one of the school secretaries has organized a “card shower.” We understand that one of the art classes even spent a day making birthday cards for him. We know he’ll be thrilled. David, Dub and I will celebrate his big day at home tonight and I’m sure his Mom and Grandparents will Skype with him.
We asked him what he’d like to do for his special day and he said he’d like a pizza party here at the house with all our family and friends, so we’re doing that on Saturday (celebrating his and David’s birthdays). All the Northland gang will be here plus the grands and a bunch more. It’ll be a CROWD, so we’re making it an open house “from 3 p.m. till whenever,” with a “make your own pizza and salad bar.” We’ll update you after the big day 🙂


We didn’t get these pics posted on Dub’s birthday, but I couldn’t bring myself to delete them.