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Things are quiet here at Table Rock. We’d thought about getting the boats out of storage so we could spend some time on the lake – but it’s been unseasonably cold, so we haven’t. The only boating activity these days is Chad and Raef taking the kids fishing from time-to-time, and our freezers are full of crappie filets.
Chad and Raef had a bit of an altercation last week with the “State people” about having an “adequate home” for Matty. As a peace gesture, hey leased a house that’s about a mile from our cabins. It’s a nice little 3 bedroom, 2 bath bungalow that will make them a good home – and, hopefully keep the bureaucrats happy. They have an option to buy it at the end of the least and we’re guessing they’ll probably do that instead of buying one of the “very pricey” villas over at the fishing camp. We’ll keep you posted. xoxo Ben and David

Dude. See it. Smell it. Taste it!

In response to Ben’s “shower jacking” post, “bw” commented,
“Maybe I am the exception, but I was never a shower jacker – I did, of course, soap it up and get things going, but I always like to see, smell and occasionally taste my cum instead of having it disappear down the drain.”
I think Bill has it right. Not many things better than “Seeing, smelling and tasting it” 🙂

Dub is, of course, very excited about Christmas. We got Angie’s gift bought and mailed on December 2nd and she’s already called to tell him she’s received it (but hasn’t opened it yet, as directed.) Christmas break runs from December 20th till January 5th, so the kids will have lots of free time. Dub was really excited about a school science project where their class built (and launched) a model rocket. He thought it was about the coolest thing ever. So “Santa” will be bringing him model rocket kits this year. Alex’ idea about doing Christmas at the Lake was a stroke of genius. The kids (and the grandparents and Jim and Carol) are really looking forward to it. Hope you guys have excellent Holiday plans that include friends and/or family. xoxo David and Ben

…burpin’ the baby…chokin’ the chicken…crankin’ the crank…flickin’ the bic…givin’ it a tug…honin’ the bone…jerkin’ the gherkin…lopin’ the mule…pettin’ the lizard…plunkin’ the twanger…pumpin’ the stump…rubbin’ one out…spankin’ the monkey…shreddin’ the carrot…whackin’ the weasel…yankin’ the crank…(whatever you call it, ain’t nothin’ better)!

Several years ago, I did a post of guys jerking off and cumming on on one of the (since deleted) Blogger blogs. I invited viewers to tell me their favorite terms for masturbating. There were lots of great names for it – some of which are listed in the title. It’s one of life’s great joys – and just might be every dude’s favorite pastime. If you have a favorite name for it, we hope you’ll share it with us 🙂