Dude. Check out these fun fistsfuls!

Things are quiet here at Table Rock. We’d thought about getting the boats out of storage so we could spend some time on the lake – but it’s been unseasonably cold, so we haven’t. The only boating activity these days is Chad and Raef taking the kids fishing from time-to-time, and our freezers are full of crappie filets.
Chad and Raef had a bit of an altercation last week with the “State people” about having an “adequate home” for Matty. As a peace gesture, hey leased a house that’s about a mile from our cabins. It’s a nice little 3 bedroom, 2 bath bungalow that will make them a good home – and, hopefully keep the bureaucrats happy. They have an option to buy it at the end of the least and we’re guessing they’ll probably do that instead of buying one of the “very pricey” villas over at the fishing camp. We’ll keep you posted. xoxo Ben and David

…burpin’ the baby…chokin’ the chicken…crankin’ the crank…flickin’ the bic…givin’ it a tug…honin’ the bone…jerkin’ the gherkin…lopin’ the mule…pettin’ the lizard…plunkin’ the twanger…pumpin’ the stump…rubbin’ one out…spankin’ the monkey…shreddin’ the carrot…whackin’ the weasel…yankin’ the crank…(whatever you call it, ain’t nothin’ better)!

Several years ago, I did a post of guys jerking off and cumming on on one of the (since deleted) Blogger blogs. I invited viewers to tell me their favorite terms for masturbating. There were lots of great names for it – some of which are listed in the title. It’s one of life’s great joys – and just might be every dude’s favorite pastime. If you have a favorite name for it, we hope you’ll share it with us 🙂

Dude. Time for some triptychs!

To be perfectly honest, I’d never thought about doing a “triptych” post until Jingle liked the one on yesterday’s post – and Denny suggested it. So, I went hunting through my files (three ways) and found a few… and looked for some pics that might work and stitched ’em together. Don’t know how well I’ve succeeded, but it’s been fun “having a go” at it. It was an interesting thing to do while watching the announcement of the NCAA tournament brackets. I’m anxious to see what Ben, Keon, Rick, Alex and Spence think of these – in addition to all our URD friends! Oh, and speaking of Spence, we asked Alex if he had told him about the blogs. He just said, “Of course.” 🙂 Thanks for the idea, guys.