Dude. We’re sorry to be at the end of “National Masturbation Month”

As you probably know, the month of May is officially known as International Masturbation Month. Some dudes celebrate “National masturbation day” on May 7th… and some on May 28th. It doesn’t matter. And, besides, why should there be a “national masturbation month”? Really, isn’t every day of every month the right time to flog the bishop, beat off, choke the chicken, shake the creamer, pud wrestle or whatever you call it? Of course it is!!

Butt naked boys tossin’ off!

On Wednesday, Jim called me to say a friend of his had called and offered him two club level tickets to the Chiefs – Bengals game on Sunday. He said he and Carol weren’t interested but thought maybe David or I could take Dub. I told him I’d get back to him. So, I told David about it and Wednesday evening we asked Dub if he’d like to go to the game. He thought about it for a while… then said “If it’s o.k., I’d prolly rather see it with the gang on the “jumbotron” over at Austin’s house. That’s the most fun place to be.” We told him that would be fine.
To tell the truth, I think David and I would be VERY disappointed if we missed seeing the game with our friends 🙂 GO CHIEFS!

Dude. Check out these fun fistsfuls!


Things are quiet here at Table Rock. We’d thought about getting the boats out of storage so we could spend some time on the lake – but it’s been unseasonably cold, so we haven’t. The only boating activity these days is Chad and Raef taking the kids fishing from time-to-time, and our freezers are full of crappie filets.
Chad and Raef had a bit of an altercation last week with the “State people” about having an “adequate home” for Matty. As a peace gesture, hey leased a house that’s about a mile from our cabins. It’s a nice little 3 bedroom, 2 bath bungalow that will make them a good home – and, hopefully keep the bureaucrats happy. They have an option to buy it at the end of the least and we’re guessing they’ll probably do that instead of buying one of the “very pricey” villas over at the fishing camp. We’ll keep you posted. xoxo Ben and David