Our “butt naked” series continues with a look at a bunch of oh-so-yummy “otters.” Before putting the post together, we checked the Urban dictionary to make sure we were getting it right. It says: “Otter: A gay man who is very hairy all over his body, but is smaller in frame and weighs considerably less than a bear.” You guys who appreciate body hair should find a boy or two here who’ll “turn your crank.” 🙂
Silas called this morning with some very good news. He said Dante was in St. Louis for the weekend and yesterday evening he wanted to take Silas out for dinner at an Italian restaurant on “the hill.” Silas said he picked him up… but instead of heading to the hill, he drove to Genovese Jewelers. When they got there, Dante said “I thought we’d stop here to get some wedding bands.” Silas said “You planning on getting married?” and Dante said “I hope so. Will you marry me?” Silas said they’d talked about moving into the condo at the Lake together, but before last night they’d never talked about getting married. Anyway, Silas said “Yes” and they picked out a matched pair of platinum wedding bands before heading to the restaurant to celebrate. He texted us pics of them at the restaurant with some of the biggest smiles we’ve ever seen. He said they haven’t decided when they’re getting married but I’m guessing it’ll be before very long. I told David and Dub the good news as soon as I got off the phone. Dub said “They’ll need neckties and suspenders and bird seed and someone to take pictures. I can help ’em with that stuff.” I’m sure he can!
