Dude. Time for some vintage “brostaches”!


This is a completely accidental post. It started with Denny’s comment:
“What I would like to see in a vintage post, is guys with massive, untrimmed pubic BUSHES!”
So, we started looking for pubes. Then, we noticed that most of the retro dudes we were looking at had both massive pubes AND mustaches. For some reason, that sent us off on a mustaches tangent. And, along the way, we happened on the term “brostache.”
Here’s a definition of “brostache” from the “Urban Dictionary”:
“Brostache: A mustache used to tickle ones scrotum. Usually one of the true “bros” scrotum. Or used in action, to tickles ones scrotum, thus becoming a true bro. Sometimes one mistakes this as extremely intrusive, but this is usually the start of a true bromance.”
So there you have it. Our trip down memory lane to visit with the hot dudes who had mustaches – and usually… bushy pubes to go with them.
Thanks, Denny. You sent us on a remarkable trip and, oh, what fun it’s been!

Skip the trimmer. Snap the pic!

Hey, guys. Sorry about missing yesterday’s post. Our cable was out last night when I tried to do the post… which is about the most frustrating thing that can happen. Anyway, here’s the post – and, to keep Jingle from hyperventilating, we’ll do the trash post later on today.

Our buddy, Roberto commented yesterday, saying (in part):
“David, the hairy junk selfies post you and Ben did eight months ago proves that not all selfie guys are shaved or heavily trimmed, but would it be possible to find a bunch of selfies with untrimmed bushes? You had no trouble at all finding a bunch of FCCO gingers, but I think this is a real challenge. ? I guess even the butt selfies request is way easier!”
Ben and I talked about Beto’s request, and we’re not sure if it’s for something different than last June’s “Hairy Junk Selfies” post. In any case… here are some dudes who skipped the trimmer before showing us their junk. Hope these are what you have in mind, babe!

…back when dudes had hairy junk!

I was looking through one of our “vintage” pics folders the other day – and noticed, once again, how hairy everyone’s junk was back then. Of course, none of these guys has more crotch hair than my husband, but it’s kind of nice to see other dudes with pubes like Ben’s!

Dub asked us yesterday if we could go to the “penguin march” on Sunday. He said the kids at day care had been talking about it. We’d never heard of a “penguin march,” so Ben went on-line… and sure enough, there was one scheduled at the KC zoo at 11:00 a.m. today. So, this morning, we got up a little earlier than usual… had a big brunch… walked the dogs… and were at the Helzberg Penguin Plaza at 11:00 a.m. We took Dub’s best bud (Pam’s son) with us and we all had a wonderful time. If you ever get a chance to visit the KC zoo, don’t miss the penguins. They’re AMAZING!!