We were watching the Olympics last night – men’s swimming – and Dub said, “These guys look dumb.” I said, “Why would you say that?” He said, “They’re too slick.” I said, “They shave their bodies so they’ll move through the water with less friction. It helps ’em go faster.” Dub said, “Soccer players aren’t slick, are they?” I said, “No. They don’t have to shave.” Dub said, “I’m gonna play soccer.”