Look, dude! SNOW JUNK!!

Bill S’s request for a “Snow Bunnies” post got me thinking about when I was in a frat and some of the guys in another house made a “penis” snow sculpture. Not to be outdone, some of my frat brothers and I built a much larger, more detailed “snow junk” sculpture on our front lawn. Our house was on a busy street and it got tons of attention from passersby – including (unfortunately) the college’s dean of men – who demanded we “tear that nasty thing down immediately.” When we didn’t tear it down, the dean sent some of the college’s maintenance guys to tear it down. They said they actually thought it was “great” but they had their orders. At the end of the month, the college billed our house for 4 hours of maintenance labor. Ahhh… college.