Dude. It’s nuts. It’s just fuckin’ NUTS!

Green Eggs and Ham!

Dub and I had our nightly reading session tonight, and he totally amazed me by “reading” almost every word of “Green Eggs and Ham” by Dr. Seuss. I’m not sure he’s actually reading… but he has the book mostly memorized and I have him point to each word as he says it.
It’s hard to believe he can do this – because he’s only three (well, going on four, actually)… so I’ve been doing some searching on-line and found this interesting bit of information:
“Dr. Seuss wrote “Green Eggs and Ham” on a bet that he couldn’t write a book with fifty or fewer distinct words. The bet was made in 1960 with Bennett Cerf, the co-founder of Random House, and was for $50. Dr. Seuss, a.k.a. Theodore Geisel, won the bet by producing one of his most popular works (Green Eggs and Ham) using exactly 50 unique words.”
Anyway, whenever I think of “eggs,” it gets me thinking about testicles – balls – nuts – boys – nads – cojones – huevos – rocks – stones – clappers – whatever you want to call those wonderful things hanging between a dude’s legs.
Here are a few pair that would make most any gay guy slobber a bit!